Mr. Melty face

Growing up with a deformed face is a really hard thing to deal with. No matter what most people will treat you differently after they see you. That's why you need to come up with a snappy name like "Walrus Boy". That way you can at least make a decent living off people staring at your shit.

30 Comments
  • lickadslit March 31, 2008

    Ready for skull fucking the eye socket has many uses.

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  • jettavr6 March 31, 2008

    you looking at me>?

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  • eatme March 31, 2008

    Is that hand gonna slap him up 'side da head?

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  • spearchucker March 31, 2008

    Love the green hair and the red eye look!!! You might want to wipe that snot off your face!!!

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  • madbasturd March 31, 2008

    He needs a big fuckoff swastika on his forehead and then hes a dead cert for a walk-on part as the RED SKULL

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  • havanutha March 31, 2008

    I wonder if he looks up when it's raining and lets the hole in his face fill up.

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  • thoward March 31, 2008

    damn i dont know what to say but DAMN some body shoot me

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  • shimmery315 March 31, 2008

    kids, always use a condom for skull fucking or you could end up like this dude.

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  • skoal36 March 31, 2008

    looked like a pretty lady to me last night, and why am i crying

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  • madmonk March 31, 2008

    sith lord

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  • somekindahate March 31, 2008

    damn is it hot in here or just me

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  • ouch March 31, 2008

    I'm Melting, Ahhh MELTING!

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  • monoxide March 31, 2008

    poor cunt..

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  • crocfuckmee March 31, 2008

    Where are you, you wascally wabbit?

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  • rodeye2 April 1, 2008

    He's got worms.

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  • daddystone April 1, 2008

    he dosnt even need a fucking mask 4 halloween FUCK!!!!

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  • photostabber April 1, 2008

    man..im pissed..i been trying to do necromancy raise dead spells for 10 years & havent succeded yet...lucky bastard did this 1

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  • blaed April 2, 2008

    He's gonna sing the Monster Mash!

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  • buzzhawg April 2, 2008

    Next on "When suicide bombings go bad"....

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  • bigjay April 3, 2008

    that was a big ass ugly stick

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  • totoman April 3, 2008

    Uncle Bob???

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  • unclewayne April 4, 2008

    And, you were depressed because you couldn't get laid because you had acne.

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  • skababy69 April 4, 2008

    talk about one helluva bitch slap!

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  • nh3kid April 5, 2008

    DOnt play with matches .

    dont play in the street .

    oh what was the other thing my mama told me ....

    Oh yeah ! dont pure fucking drain cleaner on your face !! Dude Yuck!

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  • chewlip April 7, 2008

    Just guessing, but this guy looks like he is a negroid albino and has been treated for ocular and/or skin cancer...presumably malignant if they took out his eye.

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  • mrsvoss2007 April 10, 2008

    my future ex husband.....;)

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  • crazyboss April 10, 2008

    it all started when peapping through the key-hole.....

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  • sickfreaktn April 10, 2008

    Hey Mister, I think you got something in your eye

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  • mylarjorgen April 27, 2008

    I would not fuck with this dude. Instinct tells me he's gonna come fuck you all up for givin him shit and stuff. I reckon he is some hard-ass SAS muthafukka, probably from Scotland had his car hit by a tactical nuke and still walked away and double-tapped the 30 fuckers who did it.... or he might just be a redneck from wyoming whos vocabulary only extends to the phrase " I like cheese".

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  • delicousshit June 24, 2009

    think he'll suck my dick?

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