Flight of the Valkyrie

One great thing about being a fat woman is you can go completely topless and still cover your nipples by rolling your boobs up like newspaper. All that flab also makes for a great parachute to slow you down from high speeds.

30 Comments
  • davefarm1 April 2, 2008

    That's one tough bike Lars!

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  • tripod April 2, 2008

    THOSE HAVE TO BE SOLID RUBBER TIRES

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  • snaggletooth April 2, 2008

    did they pass out nausua pill b4 the parade???

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  • davefarm1 April 2, 2008

    ^^^nausea??^^^

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  • 4kinghell April 2, 2008

    I feel sorry for the saddle

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  • madbasturd April 2, 2008

    Just dont fuckin singin woman

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  • havanutha April 2, 2008

    That looks like fun. I mean the pointing and laughing, of course.

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  • sleeko April 2, 2008

    If she hits a bump, it'll be felt in Pasadena.....on the Richter Scale.

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  • first1shit April 2, 2008

    look at the guy in the grey shirt,excellent expression

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  • jettavr6 April 2, 2008

    Crazy shit tech support?

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  • shimmery315 April 2, 2008

    viking warrior princess?

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  • zpimpin1 April 2, 2008

    poor bike

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  • thoward April 2, 2008

    my eyes my eyes gouge out my eyes

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  • monoxide April 2, 2008

    overdone it with the viking hat..

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  • pissonyourface April 2, 2008

    That bike seat has got to be like a lollypop to her ass. When she finally stands up and pull the seat out her ass cheeks are going to make a "pop" sound just like sucking on a tootsie pop. Fat bitch!

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  • crocfuckmee April 2, 2008

    Easy to see why raping and pillaging in foriegn lands was so popular with the Vikings if Helga the Horrible here is any sort of example of what was waiting for them at home.

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  • doc_ock April 2, 2008

    The Asian guy in the back is in love.

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  • peach_eater April 2, 2008

    Anyone wanna smell her bike seat?

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  • skinafuckerrus April 3, 2008

    ^^you do,you nasty bastid.^^

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  • rodeye2 April 3, 2008

    Something fishy about this picture besides a bike seat,wheres the rest of the front tire?

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  • vivic87 April 3, 2008

    Poor bike it's gonna fall any minute with all that wieght. lol

    Go get a diet

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  • lickadslit April 3, 2008

    This picture is for all you fuckers that have said you want to come back in your next life as a bicycle seat.

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  • madmonk April 3, 2008

    Helga knew everyone was laughing at her but for all you can eat? She would have ran there but the bike was faster

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  • ouch April 3, 2008

    Everyone ran away when her pager went off, they thought she was reversing!

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  • skababy69 April 4, 2008

    o come on, you know you want some of that action....

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  • rush April 4, 2008

    ..there is a family of Mexicans living in her!

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  • desibdemented April 4, 2008

    UGH I bet that poor bicycle seat has a yeast infection on it.

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  • nh3kid April 4, 2008

    she does look happy though ?!

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  • lorilee32 April 5, 2008

    burn that seat

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  • mylarjorgen April 27, 2008

    This chick rocks, nudity, smiling, doesn't give a shit, I would smoke a chief with this girl. Or at least i would have. Sadly she snuffed it, passed on, shuffled off this mortal coil (not to mention about 20 stone of lard) I will be posting a picture of her after a failed charity bungee jump. Nasty business, not pretty.

    (Anyone who knows her, don't panic, this is a joke)

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