This whole time we are trying to build bigger roads when we have been going about it all wrong. If the person in front of you is driving too slow then instead of waiting just run over them. That will teach them to buy small crappy European cars.
I'm in a hurry i'm late for a duty
Your chances of being injured in an alcohol related accident are a lot less if you do it in a tank..
1 Skoda down 2.000.000.000.000 more of the cunts to go.
Looks like the notes that Jay left on the cars in his parking spots weren't working.
HONEY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I RAN INTO TODAY!
no parking means no parking ass wipe
He does'nt find Mr. Bean funny either.
Thats not a Skoda... Its a Polski Fiat 125p made in Poland From the mid 70's to the early 90's..
But yes it was a shitty crappy car. ( my mother had one ) blaagh
After 30 years, Fatpizzaguy had just one more payment on his baby blue four door....when.....
"Hey Private, I was just kidding, the Sgt. didn't sleep with your wife!"
LAST TIME THEY WILL EVER PARK IN THE GENERALS SPOT!
pick on someone yer own size
when tanks get horny
my turn my turn
germany.. land of free parking, except here
shitlooker....you ain't right, but I love ya ;)
Tanks Very Much!
He got tanked!
Airport security,Don't park in the white zone.
The armoured corps training battalian was having a really bad day.......
know how to say virgin in german?....goodntight.lol.gota luv that German Teck..even if thay can't park... ... ... ... what do you call a Roman wit hair in his teeth....a gladaher.lol.
I Said...30 min parking !
sure marge, dont worry,this tank we just got from the govt. auction will fit right on top, no problem
MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
Just one example of why women should not be permitted to join the army.
How do you know if you have Bird-flu?
It takes you two hours to get dressed, and you can't reverse the car.