Penis for sale! slighly used...

Pictures like this can only lead you to wonder what the hell is going on. The fact is if you knew the whole story you probably wouldn't be holding your lunch down very long. Either way your gonna get sick or laugh till you puke.

46 Comments
  • sleeko April 11, 2008

    I guess it was alot easier to tatoo, once removed.

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  • yokiti April 11, 2008

    Tripod?

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  • yokiti April 11, 2008

    Or should I say... Elmo?

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  • monoxide April 11, 2008

    dickless cunt..

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  • fetuswithaids April 11, 2008

    Hang it on the wall at the museum of unatural history.

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  • skoal36 April 11, 2008

    bobbit is at her old tricks again

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  • lickadslit April 11, 2008

    I am thankful my pecker is still attached and not on display in some museum

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  • lickadslit April 11, 2008

    Old Skoal learned the hard way that the catheter has a bulb attached at the end and should never be yanked out.

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  • thoward April 11, 2008

    dont blame the wang if you not happy eat a bullet ;)

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  • skoal36 April 11, 2008

    dont listen to lickadslit i gained 3 inches by yanking that catheder out, and it didnt effect my aim

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  • khaslave April 11, 2008

    I'm though with vanpire hookers!

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  • d90girl April 11, 2008

    Sucks when your not only clueless but clueless and dickless !!

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  • madbasturd April 11, 2008

    this aint george bush, even in this state that dick could be useful

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  • havanutha April 11, 2008

    Hate to see a guy remove his brains like that.

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  • shimmery315 April 11, 2008

    i wouldn't let that doc operate on my dead dog.

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  • somekindahate April 11, 2008

    THE NEW DETACHABLE PENIS...WHEN ARE THESE BODY MOD FUCKERS GONNA QUIT...

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  • rc2james April 11, 2008

    I’m an organ donor, but I kind of hope they wait until I’m dead.

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  • jermo69er April 11, 2008

    what would make a man want to cut off his own dick? an ugly or fat ass wife.

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  • bubbalew April 11, 2008

    we could only hope that was tripod...then maybe he'd quit talking about his fucking cock so much.

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  • diesel91 April 11, 2008

    Looks like my wife was at it again...now if I could just find where she put my balls I'm in business.

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  • copenhagenman April 11, 2008

    jermo69er, he may not have cut his own dick off. could be his ugly fat ass wife caught him getting some strange.

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  • breeze April 11, 2008

    Where are the balls?

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  • babaganoush April 11, 2008

    you gonna eat that?

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  • crazyboss April 12, 2008

    i ran outta scooby snacks but look what i got for ya..here boy here boy!!

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  • rodeye2 April 12, 2008

    Throw another weiner on the barbie mate.

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  • rodeye2 April 12, 2008

    I woke up once from this one-night stand that I brought home (my wife did'nt like her) holding a knife over me and i grabbed her by her g-string and bra strap and I threw her out the door onto the lawn,dam I gave her a nasty grass burn.

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  • yeayeayea April 12, 2008

    careless pubic hair shaving accidents.

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  • ouch April 12, 2008

    GAY

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  • tripod April 12, 2008

    THAT SURE AS HELL ISN'T MY PENIS, ELMO. THAT ONE THERE IS MORE LIKE A VIENNA SAUSAGE - I'M SURE THIS DINKY LITTLE DICK BELONGS TO BUBBLBLEW

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  • marketmade7 April 12, 2008

    WHY??????????

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  • tech-n9ne April 12, 2008

    dude will you autograph this?

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  • mrgoodnight April 13, 2008

    Someone knocked his dickstrang loose !!

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  • mrgoodnight April 13, 2008

    Thats gonna leave one hell of a scab,....Always fellas dinner before the blowjob....

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  • jaydogg_4:20 April 13, 2008

    LORAINA IS AT IT AGAIN

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  • thebirdbiotch April 13, 2008

    This is the act of a pot smoker! Dude got high as fuck with his girl and she got the munchies.

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  • bigjay April 14, 2008

    that bitch ripped me off

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  • onlinepredator April 15, 2008

    guess this was the wrong time on life to meet a over zealous Jewish guy with scissors.

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  • skababy69 April 15, 2008

    what a total waste of money for the dork tattoo.

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  • saintanger69 April 21, 2008

    And that's why I'm Faithful to my wife

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  • mylarjorgen April 26, 2008

    Ya know why have women have got no fuckin brains?

    I'll tell ya, cos they've got no dick to keep em in.

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  • fuckpig82 May 27, 2008

    i didnt know boners actally had bone inside them!!! or is that tendon??

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  • cherryskulls June 1, 2008

    Its neither... its a tube they have inserted in it... Not sure why... but you can see the other end

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  • stinkyassfuck June 1, 2008

    IT was a feeding tube. Duh. The poor lil' guy's lookin kinda slim. I bet he's hungry.

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  • skull13 September 11, 2008

    Npoe he just got married & she said " I'll take that!"

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  • smkymcbngwtr September 29, 2008

    lol skull

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  • imyourriotgurl April 11, 2009

    Lol ewww why just why??? XD

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