Pictures like this can only lead you to wonder what the hell is going on. The fact is if you knew the whole story you probably wouldn't be holding your lunch down very long. Either way your gonna get sick or laugh till you puke.
I guess it was alot easier to tatoo, once removed.
Or should I say... Elmo?
Hang it on the wall at the museum of unatural history.
bobbit is at her old tricks again
I am thankful my pecker is still attached and not on display in some museum
Old Skoal learned the hard way that the catheter has a bulb attached at the end and should never be yanked out.
dont blame the wang if you not happy eat a bullet ;)
dont listen to lickadslit i gained 3 inches by yanking that catheder out, and it didnt effect my aim
I'm though with vanpire hookers!
Sucks when your not only clueless but clueless and dickless !!
this aint george bush, even in this state that dick could be useful
Hate to see a guy remove his brains like that.
i wouldn't let that doc operate on my dead dog.
THE NEW DETACHABLE PENIS...WHEN ARE THESE BODY MOD FUCKERS GONNA QUIT...
I’m an organ donor, but I kind of hope they wait until I’m dead.
what would make a man want to cut off his own dick? an ugly or fat ass wife.
we could only hope that was tripod...then maybe he'd quit talking about his fucking cock so much.
Looks like my wife was at it again...now if I could just find where she put my balls I'm in business.
jermo69er, he may not have cut his own dick off. could be his ugly fat ass wife caught him getting some strange.
Where are the balls?
you gonna eat that?
i ran outta scooby snacks but look what i got for ya..here boy here boy!!
Throw another weiner on the barbie mate.
I woke up once from this one-night stand that I brought home (my wife did'nt like her) holding a knife over me and i grabbed her by her g-string and bra strap and I threw her out the door onto the lawn,dam I gave her a nasty grass burn.
careless pubic hair shaving accidents.
THAT SURE AS HELL ISN'T MY PENIS, ELMO. THAT ONE THERE IS MORE LIKE A VIENNA SAUSAGE - I'M SURE THIS DINKY LITTLE DICK BELONGS TO BUBBLBLEW
dude will you autograph this?
Someone knocked his dickstrang loose !!
Thats gonna leave one hell of a scab,....Always fellas dinner before the blowjob....
LORAINA IS AT IT AGAIN
This is the act of a pot smoker! Dude got high as fuck with his girl and she got the munchies.
that bitch ripped me off
guess this was the wrong time on life to meet a over zealous Jewish guy with scissors.
what a total waste of money for the dork tattoo.
And that's why I'm Faithful to my wife
Ya know why have women have got no fuckin brains?
I'll tell ya, cos they've got no dick to keep em in.
i didnt know boners actally had bone inside them!!! or is that tendon??
Its neither... its a tube they have inserted in it... Not sure why... but you can see the other end
IT was a feeding tube. Duh. The poor lil' guy's lookin kinda slim. I bet he's hungry.
Npoe he just got married & she said " I'll take that!"
Lol ewww why just why??? XD