I'm Dead and Bloated

The other day I got out to my local toxic swamp and this huge life size blowup doll is sitting out there in the sun. It looked like it was about to blow up so we poked it with a stick and this horrible tasting jelly sprayed all over our clothes. Needless to say the balloon was poorly made.

33 Comments
  • 2indastink April 21, 2008

    "Love not anyone, not even God!

    Our picking and choosing love brings misery.

    Instead, let God love you. Be Love itself."

    - Shri Swami Nirmalananda

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  • 2indastink April 21, 2008

    it's actually very hard to tell what way up he is.....is it a man with a small head and big balls or vice versa?

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  • tripod April 21, 2008

    JIMMY HOFFA! WE'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YA, LAD!

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  • bucknuts April 21, 2008

    TIE A STRING ON A D YOU GOTTA BALLON

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  • madbasturd April 21, 2008

    I see some fuckers had his shoes already

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  • monoxide April 21, 2008

    the stench of decay..

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  • bucknuts April 21, 2008

    SURE YHATS NOT ONE OF THEM BLOW-UP FUCK-DOLLS?

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  • ramafistfadge April 21, 2008

    i think he needs flippin

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  • sleeko April 21, 2008

    Dude needs to fart, really bad.

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  • druillet April 21, 2008

    this guy have a big balls

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  • ikill April 21, 2008

    looks sort of like a streaker that flashed God

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  • mikedabiker April 21, 2008

    time for the barbeque sauce....

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  • apbtmanson April 21, 2008

    Now thats what i call an outty!

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  • fullnelsongirl April 21, 2008

    STP

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  • fullnelsongirl April 21, 2008

    I am smelling like the roses somebody gave me....

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  • havanutha April 21, 2008

    All transactions for swimming lessons are final. No refunds.

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  • yeayeayea April 22, 2008

    Here mister, have some tanning lotion.

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  • rodeye2 April 22, 2008

    Is he doing the backstroke?

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  • patton303 April 22, 2008

    Looks like the innie is now an outtie....

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  • skoal36 April 22, 2008

    we got another drifter in the rio

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  • buttmunch April 22, 2008

    Someone has to clean that up, somehow my day doesn't seem so bad anymore, thanks Crazy Shit

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  • fetuswithaids April 22, 2008

    Fun in the sun.

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  • lickadslit April 22, 2008

    I just want to poke it with a sharp stick..

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  • vicky_pollard April 22, 2008

    looks like a sausage that needs flippin!

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  • spruntingx420 April 22, 2008

    I'd hit it.

    xD

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  • shimmery315 April 22, 2008

    he's just tanning his balls.

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  • d90girl April 22, 2008

    I think he's "done"

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  • bigjay April 23, 2008

    POP goes the weasel

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  • skababy69 April 25, 2008

    hes only alittle overcooked he should be good though.

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  • shi-thead May 8, 2008

    who the fuck dies like that? his own family couldn't help but laugh

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  • iwantmythc July 3, 2008

    Hey apbtmanson nice avatar!

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  • bronson210 September 8, 2009

    .....smellin like a rose.

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  • l25 November 15, 2013

    wanker time!

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