I just wanna fly

Riding motorcycles is a great hobby right up until the point your end up flying towards the pavement at 80 mph. Then it becomes more like the stupidest thing you ever decided to do in your life.

24 Comments
  • bucknuts May 1, 2008

    HOLD YOUR BREATH, TUCK YOUR HEAD, AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBUY!!!......BRAVO.

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  • 2indastink May 1, 2008

    R.Kelly is a cunt.

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  • shimmery315 May 1, 2008

    it's a bird, it's a plane, it's gonna eat shitman.

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  • bucknuts May 1, 2008

    shimmery say he's gonna eat a shitman!,,,lol!

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  • sleeko May 1, 2008

    Excellent release move. I'll give him a 7.5

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  • crzmn1 May 1, 2008

    thats going to hurt when his nuts meet that rear tire talk about skid marks

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  • gon_o_rea_drip May 1, 2008

    that gonna leave a mark on the track.

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  • mtatvdude May 1, 2008

    what will those silly ass stunt bikers do next?

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  • skoal36 May 1, 2008

    number 2 is a good one for him

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  • madbasturd May 1, 2008

    Arent the wheels supposed to be the other way up?

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  • sleeko May 1, 2008

    Notice how the rider gracefully floats in mid air, as he waits for the bike to complete its rotation, before he jumps back on...This guy is good.

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  • tech-n9ne May 1, 2008

    well everything is going great now

    the bikes not scratched and he's intacted

    ...lets check up on him in 2 mins

    when the fire goes out and the morphine kicks in

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  • monoxide May 1, 2008

    what a fucking show off..

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  • chevyracerz06 May 1, 2008

    what's that on the concrete??...oh wait, it's his ass

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  • ramafistfadge May 1, 2008

    just put a ladder up against the c/s sign and let him climb down? simple........ (shit beer and meds again)........

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  • yeayeayea May 1, 2008

    Wheeeeeeeee! Ouch!

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  • mrmidas May 1, 2008

    Superman can't save you, because he's in a fucking wheelchair

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  • fetuswithaids May 2, 2008

    Where's your God now,captain.

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  • rodeye2 May 2, 2008

    Marty you have to be going 88m.p.h.

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  • 4kinghell May 2, 2008

    Some people have motorbiking as their hobby, I prefer wanking for the following reasons: (1) You can't die from wanking (2) You don't need to have insurance to wank (3) It doesn't matter what the weather is like outside, a wank is great in any weather (especially when there's thunder and lightning) (4) If you lose grip while having a wank, you don't end up smashing your body into something at high speed

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  • lickadslit May 2, 2008

    Those knee pads are going to come in real handy in about a second

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  • bpmolder May 3, 2008

    "That's not jazz fingers! THIS is jazz fingers!"

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  • ouch May 4, 2008

    you just know he is thinking OH FUCK this is gonna hurt

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  • saintanger69 May 7, 2008

    What? no air bags

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