Riding motorcycles is a great hobby right up until the point your end up flying towards the pavement at 80 mph. Then it becomes more like the stupidest thing you ever decided to do in your life.
HOLD YOUR BREATH, TUCK YOUR HEAD, AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBUY!!!......BRAVO.
R.Kelly is a cunt.
it's a bird, it's a plane, it's gonna eat shitman.
shimmery say he's gonna eat a shitman!,,,lol!
Excellent release move. I'll give him a 7.5
thats going to hurt when his nuts meet that rear tire talk about skid marks
that gonna leave a mark on the track.
what will those silly ass stunt bikers do next?
number 2 is a good one for him
Arent the wheels supposed to be the other way up?
Notice how the rider gracefully floats in mid air, as he waits for the bike to complete its rotation, before he jumps back on...This guy is good.
well everything is going great now
the bikes not scratched and he's intacted
...lets check up on him in 2 mins
when the fire goes out and the morphine kicks in
what a fucking show off..
what's that on the concrete??...oh wait, it's his ass
just put a ladder up against the c/s sign and let him climb down? simple........ (shit beer and meds again)........
Superman can't save you, because he's in a fucking wheelchair
Where's your God now,captain.
Marty you have to be going 88m.p.h.
Some people have motorbiking as their hobby, I prefer wanking for the following reasons: (1) You can't die from wanking (2) You don't need to have insurance to wank (3) It doesn't matter what the weather is like outside, a wank is great in any weather (especially when there's thunder and lightning) (4) If you lose grip while having a wank, you don't end up smashing your body into something at high speed
Those knee pads are going to come in real handy in about a second
"That's not jazz fingers! THIS is jazz fingers!"
you just know he is thinking OH FUCK this is gonna hurt
What? no air bags