This guy managed to lose a fight to mans best friend and get his face chewed up in the process. Next time you see a dog coming to eat your ass go for the eyeballs. It probably won't work anyways but it sounds cool when you say it to your friends.
That dog will be licking his ass for a week trying to get the taste out of his mouth
go ahead and cut it off and start over
hahahahaha...feel better silly cunt..
ROV-VER! here-boy here-boy...where is my dam dog?
hay man, did it hurt?
Better put some peroxide on it before it gets infected dear.
pitbulls don't like me crackhead!!!
There are people who swear Pitbulls are no meaner than any other dog. I wonder why, then, all the bad bites are from Pitbulls. Me? I'll shoot 'em with a clear concience!
how you know it's the dog's fault? maybe this dude started it, by tring to shoot with a clear concience.
he needs a tic-tac
whose higher up on the food chain now bitch?
Should'nt have messed with his squeaky-toy.
One, maybe two stitches,some coco-butter & he's good as new.
when keep'n it real goes wrong
He never had much of a reason to live in the first place. He's black.
did ya savor every bite chewy?
extreme facials gone bad.sign me up chewy.
you need Pro Active
Bad dog. No biscuit.
Dog probably heard from a shark that black people taste better.
how come i cannot grow a scragly grey beard lord know i am trying
Fix me up doc I got a dog I gotta go shoot.
he likely had a dinner-bell around his neck.
Mike Tyso is at it again.
Leroy that lawn mower is not mowing very even ..look under it and see if the blades are turning.
Probably went for a reach around
WATS UR GUUD SIDE AGAIN??
told u i was going to get ya! now go get another front BITCH!