Lawnmower foot
I am not exactly sure what happened here but I don't think it would be unrealistic to say this dude isn't gonna use those feet any time soon. That's not to say he won't ever walk again it's just that his breakdancing career is definitely over.
chewed my fucking ankle of the wee cunt..
that'd be good with some felafel
this is like the time i got stuck in the swamp at camp and they had to get me out with a stick.
swamp water --> not the cleanest thing on an open wounf
he got his feet caught in that thang,....should use his dick next time.
told that spick to be careful with the weedwacker
Get back to work, Stumpy! That lawn isn't gonna cut itself.
the new electric toenail clipper by ronco...
Thats what he gets for not putting on a toe condom.
Ain't no half-steppin'!
from tring to trim toenails with a chainsaw.
know what a klansman's chainsaw sounds like? RUUUUUN!!niganiganiganiganiga.......well he knows.
thats hot.
Damned SKOAL I know you always need the shoes ,but damned couldn't you get em off a little slower and more careful?
pedro was slacking with the edger, so i got the jump lickadslit, me bad
Athlete's foot is a bitch!
Next time you want to trim your leg hair.. USE A RAZOR!
if you squint it looks like a couple of fucked in legs...!
OH...that's where i left that mine
Hey Dude, How about running out to the store for a six-pack. Uh never mind, I'll get it.
I told you to stop picking your scabs, but NOOOOOOOOO....
Hot to trot
dont drink and mow.
It´s just a scratch.
I knew the rio grande was polluted but DAM !
thats when you wish your lawn mower was emo so it will cut itself
shake that shit off toby, and get back to work.
table scraps anyone?
JST A FLESH WOUND I GT BIGGA SCABZ ON ME DICK JK