High Three Dude!

Once your hand starts looking anything like this you can count out being able to play the piano. Use your newfound deformity to your advantage. Play a stunt double alien hand for people in movies.

32 Comments
  • jc420 May 11, 2008

    Thats what you get for getting your dick pierced and wacking off.

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  • mouser May 11, 2008

    ninja turtles fan all the way !!!!

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  • puddin-tame May 11, 2008

    put some peroxide on it so it doesn't get infected.

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  • skoal36 May 11, 2008

    when giving yourself a stranger goes wrong

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  • bucknuts May 11, 2008

    when zachary rubin tried to get that chicken bone out of the disposal......he's so stupid.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip May 11, 2008

    playing with m-80's i assume?

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  • 2indastink May 11, 2008

    i've had all 5 fingers and my thumb amputaded on my left hand.

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  • superone May 11, 2008

    no jerking the ol'chicken for u dude, maybe it will feel different now,lol

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  • yeayeayea May 11, 2008

    Crazy meth users trying to eat their fingernails.

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  • merlin1313 May 11, 2008

    The MoFo better hopes he never goes blind. He couldn't use sign language

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  • judasz May 11, 2008

    Trying out for the drummer of Def Leppard.

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  • delilah78 May 11, 2008

    if he wasn't a leftie before he is now

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  • ramafistfadge May 11, 2008

    oooh modern day yoda...

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  • madbasturd May 11, 2008

    High 5 baby.. errr sorry how about 3 and a half?

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  • crashtest1 May 11, 2008

    I'de fuck it...

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  • shimmery315 May 11, 2008

    hey merlin, sign is for the deaf dumbass.

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  • bucknuts May 11, 2008

    sign for tha blind???UUMM, BRAIL? is that right?

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  • fetuswithaids May 11, 2008

    Fisting androids again,are we?

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  • merlin1313 May 11, 2008

    Thx shim. That's what I get for drinking and typing. I was thinking deaf but typed blind.

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  • kingjeffishere May 11, 2008

    Fuck, why even try to save it.

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  • big_daddy305 May 11, 2008

    Splinter made Casey Jones an honorary Ninja Turtle and he took it to heart. You should see what he did to his head and back.

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  • ouch May 11, 2008

    Live long and Prosper, Eat shit and Die!

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  • madgr33nz420 May 11, 2008

    just tell me where it hurts?

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  • cracalaca13 May 11, 2008

    Awww I think I hurt buttfucked's feelins he keeps talkin bout me. You sad little pussy, how come your not FIRST today!!lolhaha

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  • big_jeffrey72 May 11, 2008

    oh shit it's a ninja turtle hand

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  • babaganoush May 11, 2008

    Masturbation: From compulsion to addiction.

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  • fetuswithaids May 12, 2008

    Remember,throw rock.He always throws scizzors.

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  • rodeye2 May 12, 2008

    I guess this is all they could save of the poor dude.

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  • shredsnmeds May 12, 2008

    At least he can still bowl...

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  • elzombino May 15, 2008

    dibs on his PS3....looks like he won't be needing it anymore

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  • sikamikanico May 17, 2008

    2 in the pink, one in the stink

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  • tcr0421 December 27, 2008

    ...and you should see the other hand!

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