Once your hand starts looking anything like this you can count out being able to play the piano. Use your newfound deformity to your advantage. Play a stunt double alien hand for people in movies.
Thats what you get for getting your dick pierced and wacking off.
ninja turtles fan all the way !!!!
put some peroxide on it so it doesn't get infected.
when giving yourself a stranger goes wrong
when zachary rubin tried to get that chicken bone out of the disposal......he's so stupid.
playing with m-80's i assume?
i've had all 5 fingers and my thumb amputaded on my left hand.
no jerking the ol'chicken for u dude, maybe it will feel different now,lol
Crazy meth users trying to eat their fingernails.
The MoFo better hopes he never goes blind. He couldn't use sign language
Trying out for the drummer of Def Leppard.
if he wasn't a leftie before he is now
oooh modern day yoda...
High 5 baby.. errr sorry how about 3 and a half?
I'de fuck it...
hey merlin, sign is for the deaf dumbass.
sign for tha blind???UUMM, BRAIL? is that right?
Fisting androids again,are we?
Thx shim. That's what I get for drinking and typing. I was thinking deaf but typed blind.
Fuck, why even try to save it.
Splinter made Casey Jones an honorary Ninja Turtle and he took it to heart. You should see what he did to his head and back.
Live long and Prosper, Eat shit and Die!
just tell me where it hurts?
Awww I think I hurt buttfucked's feelins he keeps talkin bout me. You sad little pussy, how come your not FIRST today!!lolhaha
oh shit it's a ninja turtle hand
Masturbation: From compulsion to addiction.
Remember,throw rock.He always throws scizzors.
I guess this is all they could save of the poor dude.
At least he can still bowl...
dibs on his PS3....looks like he won't be needing it anymore
2 in the pink, one in the stink
...and you should see the other hand!
December 10, 2016 ...
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....