The call him nubs

You might think a guy without hands couldn't shoot a gun but you would be dead wrong buddy. This guy can pick off a fly from a hundred yards away and his only problem is trying not to shoot his dick off when going to the bathroom.

32 Comments
  • bucknuts May 27, 2008

    He's looking for a mutha fucka with a machete he used to know!

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  • 2indastink May 27, 2008

    trigger finger-less

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  • monoxide May 27, 2008

    Thuumbs up m8, oh shit sorry talicunto

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  • tech-n9ne May 27, 2008

    he's not allowed to handle grenades any more :/

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  • biffalobuff May 27, 2008

    Aww... I bet masturbation just aint the same as it used to be for him....

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  • jack-hammer May 27, 2008

    I wouldn't trust him for a second,,,,,, looks like he got caught stealing,,,,twice.!!damn Arabs

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  • gurtman23 May 27, 2008

    he doesn't masturbate he just stumps his own ass

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  • shimmery315 May 27, 2008

    he's very popular with the gay-hads.

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  • d90girl May 27, 2008

    he flipped that bird one too many times, I see

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  • wickedwithin May 27, 2008

    it's Stumpy McAllah Stump-Stump

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  • d90girl May 27, 2008

    Damn, can't even wipe your own ass, thats gotto suck

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  • skoal36 May 27, 2008

    he has a full beard that is a plus, fucker why can i not

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  • judasz May 27, 2008

    Remember... Squeeze the trigger.

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  • skinafuckerrus May 27, 2008

    nice pieces dude.

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  • madgr33nz420 May 27, 2008

    You talk'n to ME??!!

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  • ramafistfadge May 27, 2008

    he used to fix watches!

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  • kingjeffishere May 27, 2008

    They cut off his hands for carrying a concealed weapon...so now he carries it in the open!

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  • fetuswithaids May 27, 2008

    Rambo unsrambled:Armbo

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  • gettinhead May 27, 2008

    Alan Akbar must be runnin low on towel heads that want all them pure virgins and gold

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  • ouch May 27, 2008

    One wrong sneeze and some one could get all fucked up.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip May 27, 2008

    why don't u stump yourself and DIE!!!!

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  • tom004 May 27, 2008

    He does not have an itchy trigger finger.

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  • moonchild69 May 28, 2008

    thief that didn't get the hint~~~

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  • yeayeayea May 28, 2008

    Even without arms and legs he´ll find a way to fire that weapon using his dick. Yes, he´s that committed.

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  • rodeye2 May 28, 2008

    Car bombing was'nt his bag,dad.

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  • mylarjorgen May 28, 2008

    Is this guy an arms dealer?

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  • lightweight May 28, 2008

    ahhh. someone lend this stupid fucker a hand!

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  • mouser May 28, 2008

    give him a hand this guy is a champ he gave his hand to someone else to masterbate

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  • lickadslit May 28, 2008

    he is not about to get caught stealing for the third time ...might be seen but not caught.

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  • elzombino May 28, 2008

    allah is great...

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  • lordgenocyde June 9, 2008

    I'm looking at this thinking, "He got thrown out of suicide bomber school over his premature detonation problem." Now we know what Achmed The Dead Terrorist did BEFORE he became Jeff Dunham's puppet

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  • motherhumper June 7, 2010

    DUDE!

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