Going the speed of fail

You know if that guy runs fast enough by the time he hits the water he is gonna be up to speed with the rest of gravity and might even walk on water. Sounds a lot better than what is actually gonna happen which consists of hitting the water which feels like concrete at that speed and instantly breaks you bones but luckily knocks you out so you don't feel the pain.

27 Comments
  • skoal36 May 28, 2008

    wonder if his ass tightened up a bit

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  • monoxide May 28, 2008

    I gather he is offski

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  • merlin1313 May 28, 2008

    Jesus just walked on water. That fucker is hauling ass.

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  • sleeko May 28, 2008

    Looks like the guy on foot is winning the race.

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  • judasz May 28, 2008

    He won buy a foot.

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  • d90girl May 28, 2008

    Speedracer's Idol was the Jesus Lizard

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  • d90girl May 28, 2008

    actually, he ran out of gas and couldn't afford to get more, so he had to run the rest of the way..

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  • skinafuckerrus May 28, 2008

    abandon ship,abandon ship.....i'll get the gals.

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  • ramafistfadge May 28, 2008

    well fuck my tin hat! his seat matches the colour of his boat..

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  • gon_o_rea_drip May 28, 2008

    CHRIS ANGELS NEXT WATER RUNNING TRICK......THEN

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  • fetuswithaids May 28, 2008

    You're paying dearly for that convertable now,ass-wipe.

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  • tech-n9ne May 28, 2008

    Thats how jesus did it!

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  • bucknuts May 28, 2008

    he can walk on water,eat bullets, shit icecream, and get the fuck outta here!

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  • kingkey May 28, 2008

    just a hop,skip and a jump to the finish line.

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  • assholistic May 28, 2008

    I guess we should have a new guy to pray to if this guy walks on water. Umm Pope, I think we need a ruling here.

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  • wickedwithin May 28, 2008

    thats fuckin wicked

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  • madgr33nz420 May 28, 2008

    runnin like a nigga wit' a 40 inch!!!

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  • skinafuckerrus May 28, 2008

    what a wastful fucking show off,leaving his shoes behind.

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  • lickadslit May 28, 2008

    Feet don't fail me now.

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  • mouser May 28, 2008

    damn that is talented we found our new hero

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  • gettinhead May 28, 2008

    to bad we missed the first ten flips he did in the air when he got ejected

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  • ouch May 28, 2008

    How did Jesus die? He was walking to work and got hit by a speed boat.

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  • elzombino May 28, 2008

    you're doing it wrong.

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  • shimmery315 May 28, 2008

    he just had to pee.

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  • rodeye2 May 29, 2008

    300 points if you can hit him.

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  • copenhagenman May 30, 2008

    skoal i bet his asshole got so tight you couldn't drive a 20 penny nail in that bitch.

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  • reddog122657 December 31, 2008

    That motherfucker is outrunning the goddamn BOAT!I dont what he is on,but I sure as hell want some!

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