A solution to your parking woes

The great part about having a girlfriend with only one leg is you never have to worry about finding decent parking. You also never have to worry about her catching you in a footrace after you told her that thing on her good leg looks stupid.

46 Comments
  • first1shit May 29, 2008

    i'd hit it

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  • monoxide May 29, 2008

    good luck!

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  • merlin1313 May 29, 2008

    I'd hit it to

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  • shimmery315 May 29, 2008

    she'd hit you back with that leg.

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  • bucknuts May 29, 2008

    leav that lil girl alone! snif snif waaa!

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  • fuckedinfresno May 29, 2008

    Opens up 11 new sex positions once her terminator leg is removed.

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  • skoal36 May 29, 2008

    why dont you have a seat right here, what are you doing here?

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  • kingjeffishere May 29, 2008

    I think its safe to say, most would hit it!

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  • bpmolder May 29, 2008

    I'd hit it....while using the metal bar leg to choke her out. That's right, you like that mental image, huh?

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  • chance May 29, 2008

    Wow shes way trying to overcompensate for bein a gimp. Like "Maby if i really own that shit, people wont look down on me".

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  • judasz May 29, 2008

    Vary Fuckable. She's a beauty.

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  • rydamusprime May 29, 2008

    YOU FUCKERS SHOW AMBER SOME GOD DAMN REPSECT!!!!!

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  • lunchbox6 May 29, 2008

    GODDAMN RIGHT!

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  • lunchbox6 May 29, 2008

    wow its weird to see rydamus here

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  • rydamusprime May 29, 2008

    thats right lunchbox, we runnin' shit

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  • lunchbox6 May 29, 2008

    WHOOOOOOOOOOO-OA! way to be a nu ryda

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  • assholistic May 29, 2008

    yumm

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  • rydamusprime May 29, 2008

    All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu.

    This is the truth! This is my belief!

    ...at least for now.

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  • rydamusprime May 29, 2008

    ...and WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OA!!!!!!!!!!

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  • tech-n9ne May 29, 2008

    i guess i'd only have one leg over my shoulder

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  • elzombino May 29, 2008

    ...she doesnt match

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  • ikill May 29, 2008

    id hit that till she was a paraplegic

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  • amberamputee May 29, 2008

    I'm not overcompensating for being a gimp, i just thought the shirt was fucking hilarious. It'd be even funnier if the next guy I dated bought that same shirt, diff color and wears it out on the first date.

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  • ouch May 29, 2008

    i’d hit it

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  • d90girl May 29, 2008

    Thats fucking funny...YOU GO GIRL...self pitty is a waist of emotions !!!!

    Bitch is my hero !!!

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  • godless1 May 30, 2008

    There is something wrong with her leg, it is all pink and fuzzy and stupid looking.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip May 30, 2008

    could have fun with that one.

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  • melanie1962 May 30, 2008

    Having that fake leg must keep her busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest! ^_^

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  • rodeye2 May 30, 2008

    I'd try the pink thing on the other leg.

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  • crazyinocala May 30, 2008

    fuckin sexy

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  • lickadslit May 30, 2008

    Mommy why do I keep walking in circles?

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  • monoxide May 30, 2008

    ok..i would batter it to fuck

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  • mouser May 30, 2008

    more limbs that the last chik still great

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  • vomit May 31, 2008

    she's hot though.

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  • chance May 31, 2008

    Oh sorry i didnt know the person in the pic would see my comment. Didnt know you were a member Amber. Now i feel like a dick. When i get on these sites i kinda get into the general malicious attitude.

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  • amberamputee June 1, 2008

    Don't apologize. I wasn't a member of this site till someone sent me this link and told me I was on here. Found it hilarious and I was happy that my pic didn't get upped to a weird/creepy site for once.

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  • osterius June 1, 2008

    I'm kinda curious as to what actually happened. But one leg or no legs, you're still fucking beautiful.

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  • pelch June 3, 2008

    is she 12?

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  • jsern86 June 4, 2008

    Oh Shit Ilean ive been loooking for u

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  • bunnyhoffine July 19, 2008

    WTF NOT COOL...UH UH

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  • whookam July 30, 2008

    She needs a M16 machine gun attached to her leg, like in planet terror.

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  • venomx August 15, 2008

    lets get rid of the other leg too so she cant run away ;)

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  • fatjoden November 22, 2008

    id hit so hard

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  • shepoopie June 20, 2009

    id totally taker her leg and the hit it so she wont be able to lets see run away mwahahaha

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  • witchdoctor June 30, 2009

    its all fer the nookie

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  • dragonfires7 November 4, 2009

    Thats Amber shes cool as hell shes on stickam.she lost her leg do to cancer

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