The hoff soap

There is nothing like cupping a mans balls to get soap that will make you feel less heterosexual unless of course you had to squeeze some kind of nipple attachment to get the soap out.

22 Comments
  • kingjeffishere June 8, 2008

    "Your almost out of cream Michael"....damit Kitt I know!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip June 8, 2008

    what we have here is some of hoffs finest shmeg all in 1 bottle for you to enjoy.Also new and improved facial smear a great sunblock.

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  • first1shit June 8, 2008

    no thanks

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  • monoxide June 8, 2008

    I'd rather wash my hands in my own piss that pull Hoff off

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  • ramafistfadge June 8, 2008

    should'nt he be facing the other way?

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  • fetuswithaids June 8, 2008

    It'd be fun smashing it,that's about it.

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  • fetuswithaids June 8, 2008

    What fruitcake dreamed this horrible creation up?

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  • shimmery315 June 8, 2008

    kill it.

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  • chance June 8, 2008

    Germans are fuckin weird. They give the Japs serious competition.

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  • madbasturd June 8, 2008

    I'm surprised it doesn't dispense shit, seeing as he's full of it

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  • killingspree June 8, 2008

    the soap smells like protein.

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  • ouch June 8, 2008

    i just spewed a little

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  • rubberpants June 8, 2008

    I knew I shouldn't have clicked when I seen Hoff

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  • godless1 June 8, 2008

    I don't wash after I piss anyway.

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  • boxmaster June 9, 2008

    this would only be acceptable if i was washing the bottom of my hiking boots and kicked the dispenser, but wouldn't it spit out scotch these days?

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  • cemetery man June 9, 2008

    next is the jim beam shot dispencer

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  • moonchild69 June 9, 2008

    i love sexy cozy men, he never did it for me

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  • mouser June 10, 2008

    advertice it works

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  • fooo June 10, 2008

    that's funny

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  • yeayeayea June 10, 2008

    I rather get diarrhea for not washing my hands.

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  • rodeye2 June 12, 2008

    Dam it,I always wash my hands.

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  • somni203 June 15, 2008

    Thats why people burn down public toilets.And private ones too.

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