If you don't already have enough penis shaped foods in your life then the penis foods company has just the thing for you. Penis Pasta! It even comes with it's own creamy sauce.
all the best foods are shaped like dicks
And someone getting rich making this shit.
I've seen these at the local porn shop around the way.
dont tell lies gono, you buy these dont ya?
i'll have some with alfredo, but i'll pass on the marinara.
Why does the penis on the box have a mustache?
This gives a whole new meaning to "Wednesday is prince spaghetti day".
wow, thats alost as big as my dick.
[ pasta not the cartoon]
Sure to be a hit in the macaroni salad at the next church social.
I bet ouch is cracking one off over the pasta as we comment
see how many dicks you can fit in your mouth.
I bet Elton John has stock in the company.
Brings new meaning to the words Noodle dick
dude, there's penis cookies, too... better yet, there's penis lollipops. In college, the girls across the hall from me had a penis party and they served only penis-shaped food, including that pasta.
I´m not that hungry, thanks. yuck.
If it was really Italian, there would be hair on the dicks. Don't get me started on the armpit pasta.
$7.50? I'm not giving it to my wife for free anymore.
Assholistic...that was too funny! Personally, I think this pasta would be a huge hit with Catholic priests! ;)
$7.50 for dick macaroni now thats just fucked up
do we get a discount for deep throat?
They even taste like cock.
They sell them @ Spencers @ the mall!