The reason doctors don't encourage home circumcisions is because they are greedy bastards who enjoy taking money for easy tasks. Actually thats not true they charge money because you don't wanna wind up looking like this guy.
Must have got it in the car door.
The dude rubs one out and hits his cat in the eye with puss.
so glad I dont have a penis :)
Ha ha, glad I'm not you
THAT WOULD EVEN MAKE A FUNNY-LOOKING BREAKFAST SAUSAGE
Opps! Wrong hole...
Finally a man that can get that pesky G spot.
musta been one o' then BME Pain olympians or some shit lol
hey mom look i gave birth to my one eyed baby.
tom it's not at the legal size throw it back.
go go gadget dick !!
OKAY, WE'VE BEEN HAVING FUN WITH THIS ONE. BUT REALLY... HOW THE HELL WOULD ANYONE GET THEIR PENIS IN SUCH A FUCKED-UP SHAPE? AND THE THING'S NOT BLACK-AND-BLUE, EITHER. WTF???
i would run
"Sorry sir your warranty does not cover broken penises"
can you say bald
that there is penis pump abuse. i'm guessing...
He's got a coat hanger in it.
he crank starts in the morning.
soft infected penises will bend any which way.
WTF???that looks hurtful.
the cock has spoken
Why the fick do Honky's do shit like that??????
dude's mom had to be pist
why the fuck is pissonyourface a choclate face ?
Looks like a big F*ckin pinkie rat.
oh!!! its ah dick