Going out on a hot date?

Usually if you manage to kill your date on the way to going out you can count that as a failure. Sure she is still warm and might put out but the fact that she is dead makes it a little harder brag to your friends.

38 Comments
  • tech-n9ne June 17, 2008

    see thats why there steering wheels are on the other side

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  • skoal36 June 17, 2008

    hit that while it is warm jr

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  • sleeko June 17, 2008

    Can you just see the words coming out of this guys mouth?.......... "WTF?"

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  • sleeko June 17, 2008

    ^^ Or maybe.. "Shut the fuck up, bitch! Now, look what you got us into."

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  • sleeko June 17, 2008

    ^^^Or perhaps... "I guess alittle road head, is out of the question??? ^^^

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  • killingspree June 17, 2008

    learner's permit -check, mirrors -check, seatbelt -check, kill mom -shit!

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  • havanutha June 17, 2008

    "Does this mean I can have your fries?"

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  • judasz June 17, 2008

    is that a fucking lung?

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  • madbasturd June 17, 2008

    hey tech, the streeing wheel was on the other side, about 10 mins earlier

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  • youngblood48 June 17, 2008

    damn...need to buy wottery wicket...mie wucky day

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  • ramafistfadge June 17, 2008

    he's sayin wooooooow fuck! that was close!?

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  • godless1 June 17, 2008

    "I'm fine, Are you OK?"

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  • yeayeayea June 17, 2008

    LUCKIEST bastard ever.

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  • richonaids June 17, 2008

    you can tell hes on his way to grab her tit. hes just making sure shes not looking.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip June 17, 2008

    hows that daisy duck book bag taste?He wants a bite too.

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  • big_daddy305 June 17, 2008

    Well.. At least she can't say "No"...

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  • zippfkinlobb June 17, 2008

    Is that a Stingray-plasti

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  • fetuswithaids June 17, 2008

    Put down the camera for once,you silly little bastards,and get them the fuck out!Gheeeesh!

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  • maddog99 June 17, 2008

    I'de hit it!

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  • shanikwinda June 17, 2008

    Another fucking Japanese bitch.

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  • d90girl June 17, 2008

    It's a "compact" car

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  • d90girl June 17, 2008

    very, very..pact..hahahaha

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  • bucknuts June 17, 2008

    So did I pass the driving test?

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  • shimmery315 June 17, 2008

    shit, her dad is going to kill me.

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  • assholistic June 18, 2008

    Cheer up.. while it sucks killing your passengers, it could have been a lot worse.

    _____________________________________

    Life's a piece of shit

    When you look at it

    Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.

    You'll see it's all a show

    Keep 'em laughing as you go

    Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

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  • mouser June 18, 2008

    you definetly did it you :(

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  • lameristotel June 18, 2008

    hahhahahh

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  • copenhagenman June 18, 2008

    "where's my fucking beer bitch? you bed not spilled none of it! i'll kick yo ass!"

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  • copenhagenman June 18, 2008

    fetus beat me to the punch. i was thinking maybe before the tv cameras get there they might consider getting them the fuck outta the damn car.

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  • crazymanny June 18, 2008

    u got some 'esplaining to doo!

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  • rodeye2 June 18, 2008

    Poor fucker.

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  • rodeye2 June 18, 2008

    Worst part of living is living with that.

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  • ikill June 19, 2008

    are you okay?

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  • patton303 June 19, 2008

    She probably just bought that dress too...

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  • iwantmythc June 21, 2008

    If he lived through some shit like that he must be bullet proof.Hes most definitely thanking whatever chink god he worships.

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  • melizza14 August 8, 2008

    GUY: FUCK AM I GONNA REMAIN A VIRGIN 4EVER?!?!

    GOD: NO JUST TILL YOU TURN 40...

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  • kenfromdublin November 8, 2008

    ^^^Sick in the head freaks of nature everyone of them^^^

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  • shepoopie June 20, 2009

    HE SAYS ......OH NO MOM I FORGOT DAD DIDNT FIX THE BRAKES HE SAID NOT TO DRIVE OH NO HES GUNNA BE PISSED

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