Usually if you manage to kill your date on the way to going out you can count that as a failure. Sure she is still warm and might put out but the fact that she is dead makes it a little harder brag to your friends.
see thats why there steering wheels are on the other side
hit that while it is warm jr
Can you just see the words coming out of this guys mouth?.......... "WTF?"
^^ Or maybe.. "Shut the fuck up, bitch! Now, look what you got us into."
^^^Or perhaps... "I guess alittle road head, is out of the question??? ^^^
learner's permit -check, mirrors -check, seatbelt -check, kill mom -shit!
"Does this mean I can have your fries?"
is that a fucking lung?
hey tech, the streeing wheel was on the other side, about 10 mins earlier
damn...need to buy wottery wicket...mie wucky day
he's sayin wooooooow fuck! that was close!?
"I'm fine, Are you OK?"
LUCKIEST bastard ever.
you can tell hes on his way to grab her tit. hes just making sure shes not looking.
hows that daisy duck book bag taste?He wants a bite too.
Well.. At least she can't say "No"...
Is that a Stingray-plasti
Put down the camera for once,you silly little bastards,and get them the fuck out!Gheeeesh!
I'de hit it!
Another fucking Japanese bitch.
It's a "compact" car
So did I pass the driving test?
shit, her dad is going to kill me.
Cheer up.. while it sucks killing your passengers, it could have been a lot worse.
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
you definetly did it you :(
"where's my fucking beer bitch? you bed not spilled none of it! i'll kick yo ass!"
fetus beat me to the punch. i was thinking maybe before the tv cameras get there they might consider getting them the fuck outta the damn car.
u got some 'esplaining to doo!
Worst part of living is living with that.
are you okay?
She probably just bought that dress too...
If he lived through some shit like that he must be bullet proof.Hes most definitely thanking whatever chink god he worships.
GUY: FUCK AM I GONNA REMAIN A VIRGIN 4EVER?!?!
GOD: NO JUST TILL YOU TURN 40...
^^^Sick in the head freaks of nature everyone of them^^^
HE SAYS ......OH NO MOM I FORGOT DAD DIDNT FIX THE BRAKES HE SAID NOT TO DRIVE OH NO HES GUNNA BE PISSED