When you squish your balls a lot they start to look exactly like tomatoes. All you have to do is be off your fucking rocker crazy and have some sort of contraption you can vice your balls into.
If you do this on a daily basis you won't have much to say about it ...Right turkishniyazy?
he's way beyond blue balls.
Thats not how the playhouse swing set works asshole!
There are people who are born retarded,,,,,,,then there are people who think like a retard. People who do wierd, bizzare,and seemingly painful things to themselves,,,,, well,,,,they should be used as human shields for our troops......
Anyone got any better ideas???????
I cant handle this much STRESS!!!!
i wonder what was going thro his mind when he thought this up apart from being a fucking eejit
His dick is so afraid he'll be next that he's hiding!!!
WONDER IF HE'S AFRAID OF THE SAMONILLA SCARE WITH TOMATOES
to be continued.......next part 2 when his balls snap off and his dick shoots in his stomach.
New carnival game.Shuruken toss.
Either this guy is a raging homo or somebody who ticked the wrooooong person off.
Fucking ouch dude, not cool at all.
What's a tomato doing on top of that piece of wood?
Still lives at home with his mommy.
getting em ready for marriage
fuck that!!!my balls hang low enough already.im in me thirtys and they get in the fuckin way already..?
One question? Why?
If you don't fucking want them, just hand them 2 me asshole !!!!!
I'll take MUCH better care of the twins !!!
Mark my words !!!
how did that hairy bastard get such a smooth bag?
One question...WHY? O_o
lickadslit are you a sycic? how do you know what people will say?
It's important to stretch before the big game.
makking it look bigger cant blame you sinse its so tiny
instead of fucking them white bitches on roller skates in the other pics this is what you dumb fucks do???? no wonder
my sweet baby lick started this and i will finish it... the road runner looses again, meep meep
DAMN how do you go about this??? I couldn't even imagine having the clamp on them nevermind the stretching!
stupid dumb fucking white people... Why dont you realize that your dick is little... you cant mutilate you little shit... you gotta learn how to use the shit so white bitches will stop fucking black dude.
ya dumb fucks!!!!! Piss on ya!
THAT.....does not look right. OMG
That's actually Zig of Zig and Zag fame, or is it Zag?
fuck i could use a tomatoe samich right now!!!