The worst part about Jesus is every time he is about to lose he uses some stupid god power to cheat his way to victory. The best part about him is he died for all of your sins including that thing you do with the poop and the tarp.
yup.....Jesus was always one to cheat death.
you can do anything with a lil bit of motivation,
walk on water? eh? dint know god had a wooden leg
i got to run guys, see u
Fake! Jesus is a NASCAR fan...
And you still fucked him did'nt you^^^^
we saw this pic awile ago with the jesus lizard,find new pic that we don't already have.
RedBull gives you flying feet.
he had to take a shaat.
Kinda looks like he's dressed as a Roman. Bastard's learning!!
That's ok. Moses just made a 10' hole right in his path. Enjoy your concussion and broken legs, jesus.
wheres his fekin cross then?
It looks like Jesus snatched someones purse.
aww man no reason to bet on this race the winer is already known
National Geographic says Jesus was a nigger. Amen
My dad use to race boats but he never got out and walked.