speedboat vs jesus

The worst part about Jesus is every time he is about to lose he uses some stupid god power to cheat his way to victory. The best part about him is he died for all of your sins including that thing you do with the poop and the tarp.

17 Comments
  • 2indastink July 10, 2008

    yup.....Jesus was always one to cheat death.

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  • tech-n9ne July 10, 2008

    you can do anything with a lil bit of motivation,

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  • ramafistfadge July 10, 2008

    walk on water? eh? dint know god had a wooden leg

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  • turkishniyazy July 10, 2008

    i got to run guys, see u

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  • thundermug July 10, 2008

    Fake! Jesus is a NASCAR fan...

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  • geargrinder65 July 10, 2008

    And you still fucked him did'nt you^^^^

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 10, 2008

    we saw this pic awile ago with the jesus lizard,find new pic that we don't already have.

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  • yeayeayea July 10, 2008

    RedBull gives you flying feet.

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  • shimmery315 July 10, 2008

    he had to take a shaat.

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  • fetuswithaids July 10, 2008

    Yep.....he's fucked!

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  • alanakbar July 10, 2008

    Kinda looks like he's dressed as a Roman. Bastard's learning!!

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  • havanutha July 10, 2008

    That's ok. Moses just made a 10' hole right in his path. Enjoy your concussion and broken legs, jesus.

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  • madbasturd July 10, 2008

    wheres his fekin cross then?

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  • iwantmythc July 10, 2008

    It looks like Jesus snatched someones purse.

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  • mouser July 10, 2008

    aww man no reason to bet on this race the winer is already known

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  • atom July 11, 2008

    National Geographic says Jesus was a nigger. Amen

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  • rodeye2 July 11, 2008

    My dad use to race boats but he never got out and walked.

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