No matter what your excuse for being later to work is it will never be as good as this guys. Decapitation automatically gets you as much time off as you could ever want.
oops he went and lost his head.
It's gonna be really hard to get the blood out of the Armani-
Probably caused by some dumb ass on a cell phone
How much for the rims? They are still good right?
^^^^^ you have to take the legs with them, if u want them send me a message
The stereo was still blasting K-Fed's latest song!
Your handicapped parking tag is in the mail.
i aint impressed by the rag top conversion kit
he's got a dirty mind.
I thought noone ever got killed in a Volvo?
No excuse, get to work.
Lazy Bastard didn't even button his shirt for the photo.
I can't stand when headless people drive. They always end up crashing and hurting other people.
did he make it?
and hes not coming in tomorrow either.....
I think he got the new "hands-free" law about cell phones in California confused with the "head-free" law with Al Quada in Iraq.
i don't think that shit will buff out. and where is the dude's head?
i now pronounce you fucked
Aw, stupid fucker ruined that nice suit! >:(
day late and a head short
Bluetooth probably exploded!
Dibs on the tie.
c`mon, man... A few scratches and a broken window is NO reason to lose your head...
its vacation time
Where's the funeral pal? Oh sorry!!!
he wasn't wearing his seatbelt...........
Somebody get his cash.