You can either be fat or be pukey but if your fat AND pukey get ready for a horrible life filled with taunts and devoid of friends. Learn to drink at home before you go exploding on peoples furniture in the outside world.
doesn't look like he feels well...oh wait he just puked his brains out....get up you fat fuck...lazy bastard just sitting in his puke!!
Big Jim's first blow job was not what he expected it to be.
is that pizza, hot dog, baked beans, and pork chops, and what is that smells,bud light, jack daniel,busch,corona, miller
WTF im suppose to do if someone pukes on my furniture???
Somebody get that guy a beer.
blame it on the dog.
This guy needs on of those thought bubbles above his head... Wonder if my buddy will notice that I puked on his $5 velour couch
someone get that guy a spoon he looks hungry
yeah he gets a bat too!!!
come on sponge bob,soak that shit up.
that's what you would get if you merged fatpizzaguy and culprite, inc. together...
It was not the first time that Steve's feeble attempts at making friends had failed....
maybe if I just sit here quietly no one will notice
Well it improved the colour of the lounge
for all you Americans COLOR
Ha ha fat boy can't take it!! FAIL! >:D
who invited this fat fuck
Hey ouch Brits stink! You people smell real fucking nasty like thrown up gypsy shit! You house gypsies in your basements! lol The funny shit is that you wouldnt be sayin shit if you werent behind your moms computer! Silly fuckin stinky lil fella...Soccers for fags pal!Hope you catch a bullet to the neck next time your blowin your lil hairy pitted brit sister!haha
Hey, Bro. It might not be the best time, but just so you know, you kinda owe me a couch.
FREE COUCH !!
Looks like he's shit himself a little. Now THAT'S a party!
POOR THING HE LOOKS SAD
man. i would be pissed
This dude dont chews his food, he eats like snake
damn man party to hard
And if I carry on as if nothing happend... No one will notice!