There is no way to talk yourself out of a cup being lodged up your ass so just tell them exactly what happened so they can put the rubber gloves on and start removing the damn thing.
first!Thats my gay cousin.
That's where the gerbil lives.
Give that stupid fuck a whole bunch of laxatives and sit back and watch him suffer
how the fuck did he got the shit in there, on the 2nd thought i don't wana know
I told him not to do it.
contrary to popular beleif thats not fudge icecream
It was a million in one chance doc, a million in one!
MUSTA GOTTEN DRUNK AND PASSED OWT!!
2 girls 1 cup gone wrong
I told you to put the cup in the "sink",not the "stink"!
i was really thirsty.
obviously they werent using the BUDDY STRAP.
Well, Doc, it's like this, I broke out a can of woop-ass, then had to stash it SOMEWHERE before the cops showed up.
the safe word was wrong
They should leave it up there...it would serve the dumbass right! ^_^
Home made Colonoscopy gone wrong
seen it on rotten already.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
typical starbucks customer
Get your Ben and Jerry's icecream........before it melts.
I've noticed a drop in creativity with the stuff people stick up there ass to get on the internet.. We need something new like a sword or a big ass set janitor keys
Well Doc, a Cup-O-Noodles, just sounded really good.
If you're going to make your own version of "Two Girls, One Cup" the cup needs to be OUTSIDE of your ass.
Yup... that proves it... white fuckers are some stupid son of a fucks!
Only a dumb honky like Sleeko, ouch, gon_o_rea_drip, lonecapone could have done some stupid fucking faggot ass shit like this... I piss on all them motherfucker's face! Fuck 'em all!
It's called rimming.
what type of drinking game gets you in this situation?