Hello I am standing in a flood

What could you possibly have to talk to someone about in the middle neck deep water. Even worse there is no telling what the hell is in that water so make for the nearest boat and get the fuck out.

24 Comments
  • iwantmythc July 20, 2008

    Wet backs can make calls in the middle of a border crossing.

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  • culprite inc July 20, 2008

    FIRST

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  • iwantmythc July 20, 2008

    No you not!!!

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  • slipitin July 20, 2008

    Hello? yes.. my jackoff kid left the water runnin again

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  • turkishniyazy July 20, 2008

    can you hear me now

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  • zpimpin1 July 20, 2008

    cue the vonage music now

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  • sleeko July 20, 2008

    "Where you at"?

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  • madbasturd July 20, 2008

    hello? coastguard?

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  • fuckedinfresno July 20, 2008

    "Um, yeah, gimme a large with pepperoni and an order of bread sticks, and can you throw in a raft made of empty 2 liters?"

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  • lonecapone July 20, 2008

    "Hello.....Yeah,I called for a taxi and it still hasn't shown up!"

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  • shimmery315 July 20, 2008

    ugh geico?

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  • gearheadnick July 20, 2008

    Hello, FEMA?

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  • mouser July 20, 2008

    yes i want lower rates on my fonebill

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  • ouch July 20, 2008

    hmmm hello, Yes, is this the Umbrella shop?

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 20, 2008

    hey jose! come join me the water is wonderful today.ummmm hello...melda!!!

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  • mrclean July 20, 2008

    were do i live? uhm....atlantes

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  • rodeye2 July 21, 2008

    Phone sex the hard way.

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  • rodeye2 July 21, 2008

    (singing)Reach out,reach out and touch someone.

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  • slavepuppet July 21, 2008

    911.i am stuck

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  • big_daddy305 July 21, 2008

    Now Aquaman can finally make that call.

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  • mikedabiker July 21, 2008

    "please enjoy the music till the next available associate becomes available...."

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  • venomx August 16, 2008

    uh hello? i wanna order a pizza with pepperoni and onions!

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  • slayerfanstorm September 6, 2008

    What a dumb fuck face mud idiot!

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  • badass76 September 19, 2008

    I'm sorry ma'am but it says right here "for a good time call 555-1234....

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