What could you possibly have to talk to someone about in the middle neck deep water. Even worse there is no telling what the hell is in that water so make for the nearest boat and get the fuck out.
Wet backs can make calls in the middle of a border crossing.
No you not!!!
Hello? yes.. my jackoff kid left the water runnin again
can you hear me now
cue the vonage music now
"Where you at"?
"Um, yeah, gimme a large with pepperoni and an order of bread sticks, and can you throw in a raft made of empty 2 liters?"
"Hello.....Yeah,I called for a taxi and it still hasn't shown up!"
yes i want lower rates on my fonebill
hmmm hello, Yes, is this the Umbrella shop?
hey jose! come join me the water is wonderful today.ummmm hello...melda!!!
were do i live? uhm....atlantes
Phone sex the hard way.
(singing)Reach out,reach out and touch someone.
911.i am stuck
Now Aquaman can finally make that call.
"please enjoy the music till the next available associate becomes available...."
uh hello? i wanna order a pizza with pepperoni and onions!
What a dumb fuck face mud idiot!
I'm sorry ma'am but it says right here "for a good time call 555-1234....