There is nothing like shoving a Q-tip down your dick tube to show you friend how much you really love him. Sure you said it was a dare but really you just wanted him to see your tiny penis.
I see no value in doing this to yourself. Fire and wang don't mix. Looks like the poor wang is sucking itself into his body. I'll keep mine in my pants for safekeeping until I need it for the purpose it was intended for.
It was my mothers birthday yesterday. I did this for her. She made a wish and I blew it out
Dick's black, hand's white...hmmmm....
put that little shit away mother fucker
Over sized clit looks like.
My latest chlamydia test. Shimmery, we need to talk.
Happy Birthday dear penis!!!!!---------------Today my penis is 1 inch old.....
shy Peter's 1st birthday was shit.
It wasn't me havanutha, I only have a mild case of syphillis.
You may wanna do some cock lunges and dick squats to beef that lil boy up tho hava.
methinks havs case of the clap is getting worse
This is a frame from One Night in China.
THE FAMOUS REACHAROUND WITH LOVE FROM A CRACKER AND A NIG,TYPICAL FAG SHIT ANNIVERSARY.
what does through a man's mind when he puts things into his thing? nothing is supposed to go UP it. what gives?
Do you feel a burning sensation when you pee?
Hey, it's shrink-a-dink!
Careful!You might hurt someone with that thing,cowboy!
sad shit when the q-tip is bigger than your cock.....
I've got something between my legs that's hard and hot. . . . too bad it's shorter than most noses.
How did you know this guy was Mexican? because of the small brown dick or just by looking the fucking mess going on in his house?
Broke-back Q-tip and his side-kick Wrinkles.
Stupid white people... Always fucking around with thier little shit... If my dick was that small I'd be trying to hide the mother fucker.
And the honkys git made when niggas fuck thier bitches. Well if you didnt spend your time doing stupid shit like this then the niggas couldnt get to your bitches!
I piss on all you honky ass racist motherfuckers that visit this site. Fuck you and your momma!
Doesn't look like a white dick to me...
I understand this fellow... With a wang of that size the best thing you possibly can do with it is to burn it away... Or make it some kind of firecracker.
Hey pissonyourface if you're that mad it's because you have a fucking brown small dick and if all that is accurate I'm pretty sure you won't be able to piss on us or our moms, you'll have piss all over your fucking legs hahahaha.
I'm pretty sure that guy is all but a dick.
THE TOOTHPIC SHOW THE ZIZE IT SHOULD BE
To jo53rock.... Wrong you must have mistaken me for a white dude! I normally wouldnt talk like shit like this but you racist mother fuckers that come here are all wellfare recipient little dick scum bags. and by the way. I wont piss on my leg... but I will piss on your momma's face! Hahahah...
You'll piss sitting down If You ever meet me bitch!
can you say SMALL