Being served food always makes you feel welcome and at home but being served food on the back of a naked woman is just a little slice of heaven here on Earth.
Pretty cool, until she farts.
how many of theose poor girls doesit take to feed a sumo wresler?
You can fuck her and eat at the same time.
Ill say NO THANKS, too the butter...
Cooter cakes!God bless her!looks like someone already sliced the bread!lol
I'd put my ash tray on her head.
looks like same butter used in 'last tango in paris', guess what happened next...
guess the butter is for ass lubing?ya shoudnt have.
A buttered roll, some raw meat, and chocolate milk? Bitch, get back in the kitchen and get me a real meal!
BET SHE'S GOT A PERFECT PLACE TO SHOVE THE KINFE AFTER YOU'RE DONE USING IT
'waiter, there seems to be ass hair growing at the end of my table'
Do I have to leave a tip?
...yes? Well get a real job bitch and give me a head.
hey....make sure thats a fucken chick first....
I juss wunna know where that Dinner is
cute teddy bear
The butter knife smells funny, little fishy.
Your getting better but where is my beer and the remote?
Yeah... eat the food and piss on her back! and make her clean it up!
^^^ Is that how you contracted aids?^^^
mmmmmmm nice lookin Sandwich
^^^ Is that how you contracted aids?^^^ (RESPONSE)What? your momma has aids? I guess I'm gonna have to beat that bitches ass!
where the fuck is this bed and breakfast located!?