The tuck maneuver

Every once in a while when a guy first starts dating a woman you get a raging hard on which must be concealed at all costs or you have pretty much zero chance at ever getting past the park bench stage.

22 Comments
  • t_dog8 July 24, 2008

    Hey man, you tuck it longer than 5 minutes, your playing with it..

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  • skinafuckerrus July 24, 2008

    put it in the geetar case.

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  • madbasturd July 24, 2008

    why doesnt he have his hand up her skirt?

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  • linc July 24, 2008

    It's hard to hide a stiffy when your dressed like Mini Pearl.

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  • turkishniyazy July 24, 2008

    he got the left hand at the right spot but the right hand is not where it should be

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  • yeayeayea July 24, 2008

    Gettin ready for some action?

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  • havanutha July 24, 2008

    Enjoy it now because she'll probably wind up taking half of your shit and put on 80 lbs. in the process.

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  • thundermug July 24, 2008

    It would be cool if a bum walked up right then and pissed on them.

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  • 4kinghell July 24, 2008

    I want to know who took the picture and how long they had been watching

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  • jack-hammer July 24, 2008

    If I were to touch a young girl there, I would probably spring a boner too. The trouble is, my wife would see a stupid glazed look in my eye, know I did something, cut willie off and take him fishing!!!!

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  • sleeko July 24, 2008

    You know how them bitches are. A man has to hang on to his valuables.

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  • lickadslit July 24, 2008

    Hey honey..do you know what it feels like when you have to pee real bad?..You do well then feel me and see if I have to.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 24, 2008

    he ain't getting shit with that lil meatstick.

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  • jo53rock July 24, 2008

    Hey baby I understand you, it's HARD not easy!

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  • godless1 July 24, 2008

    just poke her in the back with it...if she runs it was never meant to be.

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  • pissonyourface July 24, 2008

    I'd have a hard on too. Cant see her face but what I do see looks like a decent doggie style!

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  • phucko July 24, 2008

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? TURN THAT BITCH OVER!!

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  • mouser July 25, 2008

    straight from the handbook

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  • alanakbar July 25, 2008

    Fuck, I see why!!

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  • rodeye2 July 25, 2008

    ^^^lmao^^^

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  • jgimages July 25, 2008

    hurry up before one of them soul brothers puts a hurting on her..

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  • ctroy90 July 27, 2008

    yeah me and my girl do that alot but i dont hold myself she does

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