Every once in a while when a guy first starts dating a woman you get a raging hard on which must be concealed at all costs or you have pretty much zero chance at ever getting past the park bench stage.
Hey man, you tuck it longer than 5 minutes, your playing with it..
put it in the geetar case.
why doesnt he have his hand up her skirt?
It's hard to hide a stiffy when your dressed like Mini Pearl.
he got the left hand at the right spot but the right hand is not where it should be
Gettin ready for some action?
Enjoy it now because she'll probably wind up taking half of your shit and put on 80 lbs. in the process.
It would be cool if a bum walked up right then and pissed on them.
I want to know who took the picture and how long they had been watching
If I were to touch a young girl there, I would probably spring a boner too. The trouble is, my wife would see a stupid glazed look in my eye, know I did something, cut willie off and take him fishing!!!!
You know how them bitches are. A man has to hang on to his valuables.
Hey honey..do you know what it feels like when you have to pee real bad?..You do well then feel me and see if I have to.
he ain't getting shit with that lil meatstick.
Hey baby I understand you, it's HARD not easy!
just poke her in the back with it...if she runs it was never meant to be.
I'd have a hard on too. Cant see her face but what I do see looks like a decent doggie style!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? TURN THAT BITCH OVER!!
straight from the handbook
Fuck, I see why!!
hurry up before one of them soul brothers puts a hurting on her..
yeah me and my girl do that alot but i dont hold myself she does