Personal flotation devices

The great part about having huge breasts is they float so if you are ever stuck in the water all you gotta do is lay your head back and enjoy the sun. Do you mind if I hold on also?

37 Comments
  • t_dog8 July 24, 2008

    Those would look good around my neck...

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  • jc420 July 24, 2008

    Puts a whole new meaning to "Moby Dick"

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  • kasyr July 24, 2008

    those are the best made flotation devices i have see yet

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  • skinafuckerrus July 24, 2008

    ii case of emergency your flotation devices are your breasteses.

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  • madbasturd July 24, 2008

    isnt that called a mae west? i wonder why

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  • linc July 24, 2008

    Now if I can only get lost at sea.

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  • turkishniyazy July 24, 2008

    i can't swim so it is safe to marry her

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  • havanutha July 24, 2008

    The Great Oral Reef.

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  • thunderbutt July 24, 2008

    TITS AHOYYY!!

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  • midnightraver July 24, 2008

    So why did the woman get out the titanic first?

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  • thundermug July 24, 2008

    I hope a seagull shits in her mouth.

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  • 4kinghell July 24, 2008

    Wow! Two nipples on one tit.

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  • jack-hammer July 24, 2008

    I need a marker to write " Coast Guard Approved Bouyance Device" on her chest,,,,,,,just in case my wife asks why there is a big titted, naked woman in the forward cabin.!!!!

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  • lickadslit July 24, 2008

    I think its looking at me..

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  • slipitin July 24, 2008

    wuold be some kinda funny if bird mistook her tits for lunch

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  • zpimpin1 July 24, 2008

    look at those eye's sticking out of the water,might be the lockness monster

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  • jo53rock July 24, 2008

    Does she uses a WONDER BRA???

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  • godless1 July 24, 2008

    I would be hanging on with my mouth.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 24, 2008

    that will keep you from the tide pull they have in belmar,nj from hurricane dolly.

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  • maskofphantasm July 24, 2008

    WOW

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  • maskofphantasm July 24, 2008

    MOM?

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  • pissonyourface July 24, 2008

    Fuck man... If I thought I was going to get to hold on to those I'd sink a boat on purpose.

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  • iwantmythc July 24, 2008

    Tie some rocks to it,let it sink to the bottom,and the crabs...won't go near it.

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  • mouser July 25, 2008

    life jackets they meant to save you life

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  • sleeko July 25, 2008

    Well my Moby Dick, aint so Moby anymore.

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  • shimmery315 July 25, 2008

    i love water trampolines.

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  • rodeye2 July 25, 2008

    Yea coast gaurd,There seems to be a humpback floating alittle off shore.

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  • slavepuppet July 26, 2008

    damn can i use that as surfboard

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  • lonecapone July 26, 2008

    I bet shes got a whales vagina!

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  • xcess8 July 26, 2008

    floating device..........

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  • melizza14 August 7, 2008

    YEAH I'VE DONE THE SAME...

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  • tigertiger August 19, 2008

    I can really appreciate big ass titties, My gf has huge ones and I love playing with them but...she is a butter face and refuse to take her into public very often, I have a feeling the same thing is going on here but, I can`t be sure?

    Remember guys fat ass chicks are like mopeds...they are fun to ride but, You don`t want your friends to see you on one!

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  • mr_ant August 21, 2008

    NOW THAT'S SCARY. :-0

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  • mr_ant August 21, 2008

    OH,AND THOSE ARE REAL. FAKE BREASTS ARE NOT BUOYANT OR THEY DO NOT FLOAT. ONLY REAL BREASTS FLOAT. THE SHOW CALLED MANSWERS PROVED THAT. TAKE CARE.

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  • crazypthd August 26, 2008

    I WANT THOSE TITS

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  • cookiemunchstr August 31, 2008

    That's the new attraction at Sea World! Shamoo just wasn't bringing in the crowd like she use to. So they brought in Wendy Woppers to perform the tricks in the show instead. Just like anything from Horror movies to Shity resturants...big tits increase production value as well as sales.

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  • boopadoop October 29, 2008

    its the new floaties

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