If you really wanna keep track of your woman there is only one way to do it. As long as you are sitting on top of her there is no way for her to go anywhere and she can never complain about not spending enough time together.
That bitch has a really strange looking growth on her ass.
That's not the right way to do the camel-clutch you jackass.
learn that skank a lesson mahoney.
even if you took the pic why would you show that face.
what a lucky girl she has 2 cunts, 1 normal 1, and 1 halfway up her back
Oh great, a seat that talks back...
looks like 2 bitches to me
Finally, a guy using a woman to her full potential.
Why does she have cloths on?
Hello, Renta-A-Center? yeah I think you can come and pick up that couch now.
Nothing like a well trained woman!
it's not a toomah!!!
Where's beetlejuice guys!?!
What the fucking fuck????
Hahaha... if you look at the picture the first time its fucking dumb but come back a couple minutes later and the shit is funny as fuck!
"Hey, Fred! Would you mind coming over and taking some pictures of my sister and I", asked this guy ^^^^.
I'm still wondering, Am I the only one that has the feeling of knowing this fucker? I'm pretty sure that I've seen his face somewhere else, on a series, porn movie or something, I can't recall can someone?
Nice comb over.
I keep my woman tied up in the basement.
I WISH SHE WOULD LET ME SIT ON HER OH WAIT SHE PROBABLY HAS A BULDGE!
dumb as hell
Wtf? That guy looks CREEPY AS SHIT! O_O
IS THIS WHAT PORN STARS DO BEFORE THE SCENE[?]
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...it puts the fucking lotion on its fucking skin alright!?