The real life ironman

The reason why there will never be a real superhero is because most guy look absolutely fucking ridiculous in any type of spandex and if this piece of shit was made out of metal that guy would have collapsed on the floor by now.

42 Comments
  • lickadslit July 28, 2008

    My Jack Russell pup would kick his ass.

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  • motatwo July 28, 2008

    ill make a smoke show your chest you turtle face

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  • jc420 July 28, 2008

    He looks fat as fuck.

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  • chloe6 July 28, 2008

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...Ironman?? Michelinman better...

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  • alanakbar July 28, 2008

    It seems that beer can bend iron. I'm calling Popular Mechanics.....

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  • thundermug July 28, 2008

    DOOOOORK! DOOOOOORK!

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  • skinafuckerrus July 28, 2008

    god damn it man!!get laid.

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  • nightbird July 28, 2008

    I sure hope the person in the background wearing the capri pants is a woman, cuz if that's a man?!!! Even more dorky.

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  • madbasturd July 28, 2008

    pot belly ironman to the rescue

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  • t_dog8 July 28, 2008

    Iron faggot, bend over fuckers...

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  • havanutha July 28, 2008

    I'm thinking if you kicked this iron man square in the nads, he isn't gonna do much except fall to the ground. And whimper like the chick chained up in my basement.

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  • jo53rock July 28, 2008

    How much would I get if I take this guy to a "We Buy Scrap" trip!!!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 28, 2008

    gotta love san fran comic con '08

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  • fetuswithaids July 28, 2008

    I'd like to play"chopsticks"on his head,with a freaking crowbar!

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  • mouser July 29, 2008

    it might be cool whitout the beer gut

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  • osterius July 29, 2008

    ^^Agreed, if the guy wasn't a fat bastard who lives with his mom in his 40's...ya that'd be a badass cosplay costume if it was made out of something else, you can see bends and a misalignment in the armor.

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  • jo53rock July 29, 2008

    ^^Man in the comics only the super heroes are athletic, the fans are either fat as hell or skiny and small like a nerd.

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  • midnightraver July 29, 2008

    Kintergartencop

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  • midnightraver July 29, 2008

    His power is to rip you off while you are not aware.

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  • ouch July 29, 2008

    I love these fucks that have to

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  • ouch July 29, 2008

    post one comment

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  • ouch July 29, 2008

    and then another

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  • ouch July 29, 2008

    all on the same page

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  • ouch July 29, 2008

    Get a

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  • ouch July 29, 2008

    life

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  • rodeye2 July 30, 2008

    ^^^Thanks d-ouch,you took my space.^^^^

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  • ouch July 30, 2008

    ^^^NO fucking worries mate^^^

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  • midnightraver July 30, 2008

    talk

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  • midnightraver July 30, 2008

    to

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  • midnightraver July 30, 2008

    the hand

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  • midnightraver July 30, 2008

    b

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  • midnightraver July 30, 2008

    i

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  • midnightraver July 30, 2008

    a

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  • midnightraver July 30, 2008

    t

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  • midnightraver July 30, 2008

    s

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  • midnightraver July 30, 2008

    h

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  • midnightraver July 30, 2008

    k

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  • midnightraver July 30, 2008

    biatch

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  • wilkesboro July 30, 2008

    THE ONLY WEAKNESS OF IRONMAN IS MCDONALDS!

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  • melizza14 August 7, 2008

    FUCK ALL THE HATERS...

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  • ladypleaser August 9, 2008

    i bet he has a license plate on his car "rear end me if your gay"

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  • fatjoden November 22, 2008

    fat ironman

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