It burns when I pee

All these dudes shoving shit down their wang holes are gonna have quite a rude awakening once they realize that shit is gonna close up when they get older. By the time they are done stuffing their wang they will be sitting down to pee. Enjoy!

43 Comments
  • zisisub August 2, 2008

    1st

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  • twistatoe August 2, 2008

    surprise!! happy birthday!

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  • jo53rock August 2, 2008

    ^^Do I have to blow that candle?

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  • chloe6 August 2, 2008

    Can I light them? Mwahahahaha...

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  • twistatoe August 2, 2008

    Well...it IS his birthday...

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  • kasyr August 2, 2008

    "hey buddy can i get a light....well on seconed thought never mind i was just quiting"

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  • skoal36 August 2, 2008

    i will teach them to kick me out of the basement

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  • osterius August 2, 2008

    Doc...I think there's something wrong...

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  • thoward August 2, 2008

    It does not deserve one if it is going to tear it up or burn it!

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  • wickedwithin August 2, 2008

    morning wood

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  • madbasturd August 2, 2008

    is this the new advert for match?

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  • twirler August 2, 2008

    WISH MY PECKER WAS BIG ENOUGH TO GET JUST ONE MATCH IN IT! PURE WHITE TRASH HERE YA'LL!!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip August 2, 2008

    and a new snatch is created homestyle.

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  • mouser August 2, 2008

    flamer :(

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  • jim-brownski August 2, 2008

    what good could come of this????

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  • rodeye2 August 3, 2008

    "Everyone in the trailer park is doing it now".

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  • conquerorcampi August 3, 2008

    Think thats cool wait till he blows his load on your face.

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  • pissonyourface August 3, 2008

    Dumb motherfucker. I hope he gets spinters in his pee hole when he tries to pull that shit out.

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  • calikronzhotie August 3, 2008

    Can I stick my tongue in the hole, just for fun?

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  • ouch August 3, 2008

    Got a light?

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  • ouch August 3, 2008

    IS his name Flint EastGOTWOOD

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  • xcess8 August 4, 2008

    that shit gotta hurt,dum ass.............

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  • rhino1xl August 4, 2008

    uhhhhhhhhhhhh............... WHY ????

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  • thizzkidd August 4, 2008

    i say again. . . white people!

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  • lonecapone August 4, 2008

    i say again...wtf? ^^^^ thizz is mad cuz his lil burdt weiner coulcnt hold a broke toothpick!haha Take some more ecstacy Leroy we want you to o.d.!Take a permanent nap, nap , Mr. nappytop!Send in some pics of your lips!Thats some crazyshit!

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  • jim-brownski August 4, 2008

    --^^^^ haha

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  • lickadslit August 4, 2008

    Drive em the rest of the way in and light the fuckers up

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  • thizzkidd August 4, 2008

    Lets be real. . . because of what i am, i know my dick is bigger than yours and i can satisfy your wife better than you. . . and Why would i want 2 do that shit anyway. . . its my favorite part of me. . . you fuckin ass clown. . . i bet your a pussy 2. . . you made the list

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  • lonecapone August 4, 2008

    Mr Lips^^^^ Whats krackin!haha What you are is a big lipped negro!Leroy the big lipped nigger,had a very pushed in nose,and if you ever saw him youd see his eleven toes,all of the other negroes used to laugh and call him "bumbles",they never let poor Leroy join in any neighborhood rumbles!

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  • lonecapone August 4, 2008

    Ya wanna be real!Hmm..ok.I bet you still live at your moms house...eatin all her food,usin all her water to wash your dirty ass,and stealin all her goods to trade for drugs!You dont have a job cuz you cant pass a drug test,your pants hang down around your ankles!Your mom hates you your family thinks your a fuckin no good loser!And I bet you live in a run down old ass project thats due to be demolished late november!Your best chance at making it is to join the military,since THEY are the only people thatl hire anyfuckingbody....that means you Marcus!So dont waste all your time fryin what brain cells you got left,and get used to bein yelled at by"White People" cuz thats the only way you wont end up dead or in prison bein somebodys bitch!lol

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  • thizzkidd August 4, 2008

    well you got one thing ryte. . . i am in the military. . . which is more than i cud say for you. . . all u know about me is that im black so your goin of of stereotypes. . . i can do that 2. . . let me try. . . Straight trailer park trash, Not even your own trailer its probly your moms. . . u aint got no job u sit at home jackin off to child porn waiting on your methhead toothless prostitute sister to come home wit her dirty little rugrat son that she got from a "nigger", so you can play wit his bootyhole while shes asleep. . .I probly saw you datelines to catch a predeter. . . you got caught cuz you never seen it. . . no cable. . . i live in a big ass house on the beach in cali. . . i dnt use my moms water and food. . . You probly dont even have water in that Double wide piece of shit you call home. . . probly wear the same clothes every day. . . You stink ive seen your type of people before, i watch JERRY SPRINGER. . . you probly got a beer belly and a mullet hahaha you fucken JOE DIRT lookin muthafuka turning in empty cans dnt count for a job you broke piece of shit. . . you mom probly plays bingo every nyte and is fuckin somebody you went 2 highschool with. . . Those cows on the farm down the street probly run when they see you coming cuz they tired of you puttin your lil wee wee in they ass, the owner already threatend to shoot yo ass. . . you GOTTA be a virgin cuz wit all that shit i just mentioned you aint gettin NO pussy. . . Not even from that fat sloppy hillbilly that lives 4 trailers down from you, OH. . . and i would bet ANY amount of money your daddy molested you while your mama was out walkin the streets hahahaahh DAYUM. . . dat was fun!

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  • jgimages August 4, 2008

    lol....cant we all just get along

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  • rodeye2 August 5, 2008

    Lives in a house on the beach....lmfao..tff.

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  • melizza14 August 7, 2008

    DAMN ITS FUCKIN' ON...

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  • melizza14 August 7, 2008

    OH AND IF YOU NOTICE HIS ZIPPER AIN'T UNZIPPED SO ITS PROBABLY A FUCKEN' ASIAN DILDO...

    :x

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  • pissonyourface August 8, 2008

    lonecapone... is a dumb white racist mother fuckin red neck uneducated stupid son of a red neck bitch that sits around waiting for his fucking food stamps. Racist mother fuckers like this should die in fucking flames.

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  • pissonyourface August 8, 2008

    That goes for the rest of you stupid racist ass clowns that lerk around this fucking website. Pisson you dum motherfucking low life scum fucks!!!!

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  • d90girl August 10, 2008

    Pinstriped slacks !!??

    There so outdated !!

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  • curiositykills August 23, 2008

    lmfao!

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  • blueysbigbuty September 21, 2008

    these are the pics that keep me coming back...good job crazyshit.....goodjob.....

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  • fatjoden November 22, 2008

    splinters!!!!

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  • pooky2483 October 17, 2010

    Wot!... No red ones

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  • pooky2483 October 17, 2010

    Can I blow it... 'OUT!' lol

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