The force of dont ask dont tell

Most people don't realize but there aren't many chicks hanging out in the imperial guard so if the man in black is gonna get his swing on he has to use whatever is at his disposal.

39 Comments
  • jim-brownski August 4, 2008

    first?

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  • jim-brownski August 4, 2008

    haha bitches

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  • thoward August 4, 2008

    you should be proud this being a stand up place an all

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  • thoward August 4, 2008

    bless the little baby an crazyshit HA ha ya'll can all go get fucked :)

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  • judasz August 4, 2008

    Walnuts and a cock tail weeny are more along the correct size.

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  • thoward August 4, 2008

    star war bloppers ?

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  • jim-brownski August 4, 2008

    thoward...... i am your father

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  • thoward August 4, 2008

    yea yea thats what a lot of guys clame but i was found on the side of the road in a gunny sak :)

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  • thoward August 4, 2008

    damn I'm screwed because I was caught looking at the shit here. I have to sleep on the couch for a month. THANK YOU ALL! an by the way my (wife says go burn in hell)

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  • jim-brownski August 4, 2008

    clame?...... jesus, you must have been found on the side of a road

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  • thoward August 4, 2008

    Duh!

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  • jo53rock August 4, 2008

    thoward tell your lovely wife that we are pretty much in hell right now, all we need is just a few third degree burns and that will do it.

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  • jo53rock August 4, 2008

    jim-brownski you stole my line you fuck! I'll use it any way, Jay... I'm your father!!!! Greg, yeah I know you know already, you're adopted so get your stuff and get the fuck out of here.

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  • thoward August 4, 2008

    She's not talking an I'm not getting near her. I have mental problums! but I'm not stupid.

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  • jo53rock August 4, 2008

    Oh and by the way man do all the women went to the same fucking school? mine bitches about me watching porn, smelling my own balls when playing with them, keeping naked pics of ex girls (I told her I didn't have any pics anymore), and and she also threw away all my collection of used panties of ex girlfriends too. Fuck I thought after living mom boot camp was over, but you just get yourself into some other shit.

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  • osterius August 4, 2008

    What the dark side of the force doesn't tell you is with power comes homosexuality.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip August 4, 2008

    well ain't that just special.

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  • thoward August 4, 2008

    lets kill all the special people |}

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  • thizzkidd August 4, 2008

    lets kill all the fudge packers

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  • madbasturd August 4, 2008

    where do you think hes gonna FORCE that, see its a play on words, i give up

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  • havanutha August 4, 2008

    Greg and Jay hit the produce dept. while Scott goes straight to the bakery. Matt is probably in the car jerkin' it to a Celine Dion song.

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  • godless1 August 4, 2008

    "Luke, I am your father. And this is how your mom liked it."

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  • darkman78852 August 4, 2008

    Stormtrooper: I can see your force is bigger than mine.

    Vader: Yes. I am your daddy.

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  • shimmery315 August 4, 2008

    too bad princess leia goes for girth not length.

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  • sleeko August 4, 2008

    What a fruit...err..vegetable...err..whatever???

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  • twirler August 4, 2008

    YES LUKE YOU ARE THE FRUIT OF MY LOINS

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  • jgimages August 4, 2008

    i always knew those star wars assholes were fags.....

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  • ouch August 4, 2008

    ahhh thats great

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  • ouch August 4, 2008

    USE THE FORK LUKE

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  • 19bambam91 August 4, 2008

    I think the force is like steriods, to much and ya dick shrinks

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  • jim-brownski August 4, 2008

    they probably........ never mind i dont care or even wanna think about it.....

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  • pissonyourface August 4, 2008

    gay

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  • sikamikanico August 5, 2008

    "i see your shwartz is as big as mine."

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  • rodeye2 August 5, 2008

    Stupid.

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  • phucko August 5, 2008

    YES I have found the darkside!

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  • mouser August 5, 2008

    yep its become even gayer

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  • jim-brownski August 6, 2008

    mouser shut the fuck up

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  • melizza14 August 8, 2008

    OUTER SPACE CONSUMES YOUR' PENIS N BALLZ

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  • slayerfanstorm September 3, 2008

    Of course it's white hah? ha ha

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