Most people don't realize but there aren't many chicks hanging out in the imperial guard so if the man in black is gonna get his swing on he has to use whatever is at his disposal.
you should be proud this being a stand up place an all
bless the little baby an crazyshit HA ha ya'll can all go get fucked :)
Walnuts and a cock tail weeny are more along the correct size.
star war bloppers ?
thoward...... i am your father
yea yea thats what a lot of guys clame but i was found on the side of the road in a gunny sak :)
damn I'm screwed because I was caught looking at the shit here. I have to sleep on the couch for a month. THANK YOU ALL! an by the way my (wife says go burn in hell)
clame?...... jesus, you must have been found on the side of a road
thoward tell your lovely wife that we are pretty much in hell right now, all we need is just a few third degree burns and that will do it.
jim-brownski you stole my line you fuck! I'll use it any way, Jay... I'm your father!!!! Greg, yeah I know you know already, you're adopted so get your stuff and get the fuck out of here.
She's not talking an I'm not getting near her. I have mental problums! but I'm not stupid.
Oh and by the way man do all the women went to the same fucking school? mine bitches about me watching porn, smelling my own balls when playing with them, keeping naked pics of ex girls (I told her I didn't have any pics anymore), and and she also threw away all my collection of used panties of ex girlfriends too. Fuck I thought after living mom boot camp was over, but you just get yourself into some other shit.
What the dark side of the force doesn't tell you is with power comes homosexuality.
well ain't that just special.
lets kill all the special people |}
lets kill all the fudge packers
where do you think hes gonna FORCE that, see its a play on words, i give up
Greg and Jay hit the produce dept. while Scott goes straight to the bakery. Matt is probably in the car jerkin' it to a Celine Dion song.
"Luke, I am your father. And this is how your mom liked it."
Stormtrooper: I can see your force is bigger than mine.
Vader: Yes. I am your daddy.
too bad princess leia goes for girth not length.
What a fruit...err..vegetable...err..whatever???
YES LUKE YOU ARE THE FRUIT OF MY LOINS
i always knew those star wars assholes were fags.....
ahhh thats great
USE THE FORK LUKE
I think the force is like steriods, to much and ya dick shrinks
they probably........ never mind i dont care or even wanna think about it.....
"i see your shwartz is as big as mine."
YES I have found the darkside!
yep its become even gayer
mouser shut the fuck up
OUTER SPACE CONSUMES YOUR' PENIS N BALLZ
Of course it's white hah? ha ha