Nothing tastes better than a little macaroni, nasty meat seasoning, and a chewed up former version of your hand. This way after you realize there is nothing you can do to re-attach it there will be something easy to cook for dinner.
FUCK ME!!!! I'm a musician, so this is my nightmare.
I was wiping my ass and a tape worm bit it.
not you lick I meant alan......I want him to fuck me with a broom handle.
^^Like Jeffery Dahmer Style? This could be arranged....
lol^^^......and greg, surely that is a foot? not a hand....or am I talking shit?
^^^I'm talking shit....i've just had another look. I'll shut the fuck up now :(
HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS!
you could fuck youre own hand now like a vagina. ...you lucky.
you see what happens when you jerk off that hard
lawn mowers are not toys, but a lot of fun!
His hitch-hiking days are over...
Looks like mom is gonna have another box of Omaha Steaks!
to short of a fuse their JR
JoeBob's been feeding tha gators by hand again...
sorry thats feeding "his" hand to tha gators...
Thumbs up for this one !
Nice work retard! GIVE ME A HIGH FOUR!!
Stay away from chainsaws and stump grinders when you're drinking.
i jerked off so hard a got a blister once but geez
you see this right after the words hey bubba look at this !!
Weird, I'm hungry now.
Good luck finding a date to the prom now.
Nooooo, its Hamburger Helper ; )
And those picts are taken with the permission of the patient?
Note to myself: don't eat red meat NEVER!!!
Here.. hold this live grenade and count to 100.
Pull my finger..... hard.
thumbs up!...oh wait...
Im a little hungry now