Hamburger helper hand

Nothing tastes better than a little macaroni, nasty meat seasoning, and a chewed up former version of your hand. This way after you realize there is nothing you can do to re-attach it there will be something easy to cook for dinner.

28 Comments
  • alanakbar August 11, 2008

    FUCK ME!!!! I'm a musician, so this is my nightmare.

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  • lickadslit August 11, 2008

    I was wiping my ass and a tape worm bit it.

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  • 2indastink August 11, 2008

    ^^no thanks.

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  • 2indastink August 11, 2008

    not you lick I meant alan......I want him to fuck me with a broom handle.

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  • alanakbar August 11, 2008

    ^^Like Jeffery Dahmer Style? This could be arranged....

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  • 2indastink August 11, 2008

    lol^^^......and greg, surely that is a foot? not a hand....or am I talking shit?

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  • 2indastink August 11, 2008

    ^^^I'm talking shit....i've just had another look. I'll shut the fuck up now :(

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  • twirler August 11, 2008

    HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS!

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  • sikamikanico August 11, 2008

    you could fuck youre own hand now like a vagina. ...you lucky.

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  • turkishniyazy August 11, 2008

    you see what happens when you jerk off that hard

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  • madbasturd August 11, 2008

    lawn mowers are not toys, but a lot of fun!

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  • biffalobuff August 11, 2008

    His hitch-hiking days are over...

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  • jo53rock August 11, 2008

    Looks like mom is gonna have another box of Omaha Steaks!

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  • thoward August 11, 2008

    to short of a fuse their JR

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  • bucknuts August 11, 2008

    JoeBob's been feeding tha gators by hand again...

    sorry thats feeding "his" hand to tha gators...

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  • siamesegoth August 11, 2008

    Thumbs up for this one !

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  • phucko August 11, 2008

    Nice work retard! GIVE ME A HIGH FOUR!!

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  • crocfuckmee August 11, 2008

    Stay away from chainsaws and stump grinders when you're drinking.

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  • jim-brownski August 11, 2008

    i jerked off so hard a got a blister once but geez

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  • mouser August 11, 2008

    you see this right after the words hey bubba look at this !!

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  • ouch August 11, 2008

    Weird, I'm hungry now.

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  • fetuswithaids August 11, 2008

    Good luck finding a date to the prom now.

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  • d90girl August 12, 2008

    Nooooo, its Hamburger Helper ; )

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  • chloe6 August 12, 2008

    And those picts are taken with the permission of the patient?

    Note to myself: don't eat red meat NEVER!!!

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  • big_daddy305 August 12, 2008

    Here.. hold this live grenade and count to 100.

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  • conquerorcampi August 15, 2008

    Pull my finger..... hard.

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  • ladypleaser September 19, 2008

    thumbs up!...oh wait...

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  • sanddemon12591 May 19, 2009

    Im a little hungry now

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