Sure the motorcycle helmet might look mildly cool but any time you put spandex on even a normal person they just wind up looking like a douchebag. Problem only gets worse when you weigh 300 pounds and have man tits.
Nice tits! And Super Hero Boots....
jay is this the convention you went to?
Toss him a bra. Looks like about a C cup will do. Then tell him to find his dick. That should keep him busy for awhile
i bet he has the power to eat 50 cheeseburgers in 15seconds!
He's here to fight the Hamburglar.
"Look, I have a cape and you don't"...
yes chloe6 ...... but your cape is flapping between your legs
thats just sick
I'd hit it..and I don't care if its Jay!
get in the game.
for a second i thought it said Gurtman
G-Unit has really lowered their standards.
HAHA @ Jim girls gotta set of wet shower curtains taped to her labia !lol
Holly pea-green body stockings!
its man boob
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That thing has a cape stuck to his hairy back of fat!pretty fuckin nasty.something tells me he still lives with his mom.
Fagg-Gut that is
It’s not nice to make fun of handicap people. But it sure is funny
i dint know u were a super hero jay...
Hi I'm jo53rock, I'm 39 and a firefighter and I still live with my mom.
My sister won't let me take my nephew to a porn store but she encourages me to go to this places, I don't know what's worse!
^^^such a waste of oxygen^^^
Why is this motherfucker still alive?
damn!that's what my gut looks like!!contour time.
Hi I’m jo53rock, I’m 39 and a firefighter and I still live with my mom.
^^^^^ nice jo53rock , you stupid fuck. thats almost word for word what i said a couple days ago to chloe6. and you stole it you stupid fuck. right chloe6? remember..... jo53rock you son of a turban wearin, blister biting, grandma fucking, pussy cheese spreading, bitch
Lol, jo, hon, don't steal jim's comments, hahahaha...
Hi Chloe, you sweet thing you. Let me ask you this, are your needs getting met?
i dont know whats worst, the outfit. . . or the sandals. . .GAY
He went to all that trouble bringing that fashion nightmare togeather; and he finishs it off with flip flops? What the boots are what he was afraid would turn this get up silly? You can't call it gay; I wave gay friends ;and they would surely rather die then be seen in that.
Dude stop eating twinkies and watching 80s cartoons. While your at it move out of your mother's house and buy a hooker for an hour before you end your pathetic life....
Did this thing try to fly? 'Cause I'm sure I've seen some other red-fagged pasta all over the floor around here
fuck that is a tipical american dick headed loser :)
his weakness is slim-fast and anything sugar free, and his arch nemesis is the subway corporation...