Twinkies give you wings

What most people don't know is that, along with red bull, twinkies give you wings. Only difference is they are in the form of huge fat flaps around your belly and they are not that good for flying. So your more like an ostrich mixed with a hippo.

35 Comments
  • lickadslit August 14, 2008

    How the hell did she get her ass twisted around in front like that???

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  • madbasturd August 14, 2008

    hello chloe, i see the diet is working out just fine

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  • thundermug August 14, 2008

    Frosting the Snowbroad!

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  • thoward August 14, 2008

    hello darlen are you ready for a good time?

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  • zpimpin1 August 14, 2008

    ahhh....ahhhhh is that the little girl from the exorcist all grew up?

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  • sleeko August 14, 2008

    Trophy Cameltoe..

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  • bucknuts August 14, 2008

    There go's another night's sleep down the tubes

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  • havanutha August 14, 2008

    30 pack abs.

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  • thizzkidd August 14, 2008

    shit just made my penis soft!

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  • kingkey August 14, 2008

    My hogs laughed at that...

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  • thunderbutt August 14, 2008

    Why have her picture taken?????!!?

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  • godfatherems August 14, 2008

    OH JESUS CHRIST, NO!!!! DAM YOU GREG AND JAY!

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  • fullnelsongirl August 14, 2008

    That is called a butt in the front.

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  • judasz August 14, 2008

    Fuck that she and every other Whale (try to)were sexy panties..... my question is why do manufactures make them in that size in the first place?

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  • phucko August 14, 2008

    The rarely seen split F.U.P.A.!!

    Fatty,

    Upper,

    Pelvic,

    Area

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  • jo53rock August 14, 2008

    Where can I customize a woman like that? Two asses, four tits, two mouths (no vocal cords) and like two to four pussies that'll do it.

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  • jo53rock August 14, 2008

    If you see to the right it seems like she just came out of the closet...

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  • fetuswithaids August 14, 2008

    I know some black guys that would ride that bitch like a cadillac!

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  • moonchild69 August 14, 2008

    omg~~~ there is no reason at all for this, the bitch is proud to be that nasty~~~~ goverment pays to grow these things~~~~ sad, truly sad~~

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  • jim-brownski August 14, 2008

    fetus.........that bitch IS a caddilac

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  • gettinhead August 14, 2008

    jo53rock, im suprised your dad really let himself go, and why is he wearing panties??

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  • jo53rock August 15, 2008

    That's a family thing, don't ask me why, I love to wear my thong to go to work too, so it's all in the genes I guess, I'll be sending you my pics soon ;)

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  • kane August 15, 2008

    Honey, do these panties make me look fat?

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  • khaslave August 15, 2008

    How did she think that thoes panties would sex things up. When did Wall-Mart start selling Victoria's secreat? When did victoria start selling XXXXL?

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  • lonecapone August 15, 2008

    Looks like god spun her head around!

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  • lonecapone August 15, 2008

    That aint no secret! And nobodys victorious! blaaaaaahph!

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  • alanakbar August 15, 2008

    I thought this was bad, but I'm more scared of the next picture.....

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  • rc2james August 15, 2008

    Good thing for the nipples or you wouldn’t know where her tits were.

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  • country_girrl August 15, 2008

    Her fat ass needs to be cleaning that dresser off, instead of wasting time trying to place first in the Ms. Photogentic contest at the county fair

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  • pissonyourface August 15, 2008

    So is there an asshole under there? or a vagina?

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  • mouser August 19, 2008

    fucking monrter pics a getting better

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  • legalsizedlarg August 19, 2008

    Naked is just about the last thing that should have happened here. The lacy underwear are a total waste, she might as well have a pizza box over there. Better yet a well placed flap....my head hurts...

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  • ladypleaser September 19, 2008

    im afraid to find out!

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  • shineyfeathers August 15, 2009

    Ass backwards

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  • pooky2483 October 17, 2010

    And there I was, thinking Red Bull gave me wings, now I know where I was going wrong.

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