Penis sheath envy

Don't even think for a second that these LARP'er looking bitches came up with the penis shit because it has been around for centuries. What better way to impress chicks than sticking your dick through a wooden version of a pool noodle.

37 Comments
  • gurtman23 August 25, 2008

    First! You Mentally Handicapped Cunts

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  • alanakbar August 25, 2008

    Why not a goat? I have my reasons.

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  • tree88 August 25, 2008

    I've used one of those before. Called a urinal?

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  • thoward August 25, 2008

    HEY LEAVE MY GOAT OUT OF THIS .!.

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  • thundermug August 25, 2008

    Why do I sense that there is an empty bottle of Old Grandad and a violated young nephew in the basement of that house?

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  • thizzkidd August 25, 2008

    dats one hell of a fro. . . oh, and you white guys are a wierd race of people. . . no offense

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  • shimmery315 August 25, 2008

    they must have great expectations.

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  • madbasturd August 25, 2008

    nice helmet hes got there, so im not gonna ask why he has a butt plug stuck on the front of it, the guy in the background may have the answer

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  • bloodlust26 August 25, 2008

    stupid hillbilly animal fucker

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  • thundermug August 25, 2008

    Hey thizzkid, you did notice the second picture, right?

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  • intellexicon August 25, 2008

    top: "what i did on summer vacation at grammaw'n'grampaw's house

    jungle dude has a dick longer than his forearm, i know just how he feels, sometimes that shit is just plain embarassing

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  • thizzkidd August 25, 2008

    yeah i did, it just looks natural. . . but WTF are they doin on the top?

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  • twistofcain August 25, 2008

    its just an example of how idiocy spreads through society

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  • jgimages August 25, 2008

    natural????.............lol

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  • thizzkidd August 25, 2008

    yeah, natural. unlike us americans, thats all they have to work with. Now the Queers on the top pic have absolutly no excuse for that shit

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  • sikamikanico69 August 25, 2008

    what a proud little gene pool we got here.

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  • fetuswithaids August 25, 2008

    They're both high as a kite.That we know.

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  • d90girl August 25, 2008

    Could someone pass the gravy please.....

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  • jo53rock August 25, 2008

    classy meets tough?

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  • jo53rock August 25, 2008

    Yesterday I was typing about how being yourself was great, well today I just feel like quitting, fuck it, can't defend this motherfuckers anymore. The best thing that could happen is them meeting and becoming gay and not reproducing never again.

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  • jgimages August 25, 2008

    for once i agree with you joeycock......hey but those are your people so what can i say

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  • d90girl August 25, 2008

    Lets not start by bashing the gays again...!!!

    There harmless, if you feel threatened by them it is in your best interest to get help immediately !!!!!

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  • d90girl August 25, 2008

    and BTW...what he hell is a "Pool Noodle" !!???

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  • pimpnoreos August 25, 2008

    Wow

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  • tbagsurmom August 25, 2008

    yea my wife is a fag hag too

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  • kasyr August 26, 2008

    dam gurt you got mad name callin skills

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  • jaimejam August 26, 2008

    It's Ouch at his Aborigine Retreat

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  • pissonyourface August 26, 2008

    Dam... so this is what gurtman23 does at the Elk's club!

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  • bucknuts August 26, 2008

    I tryed to get in to this club but they said that I didn't quilify with just a beer can between my legs, even if it was a tall boy....

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  • dixigurl August 26, 2008

    I don't even want to guess what the knee pads are for

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  • mjollnir August 26, 2008

    whales are supposed to have the longest penis' in the world

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  • fuckedinfresno August 26, 2008

    The secret life of Shriners.

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  • zpimpin1 August 26, 2008

    rudolph vs buckwheat in a sword match...... stay tuned

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  • mouser August 27, 2008

    fag are all around the world

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  • ozgreg August 27, 2008

    FAT FAGS AND NIGGA'S.......

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  • ouch August 27, 2008

    G'day ozgreg, Nice hat m8

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  • gon_o_rea_drip August 29, 2008

    better tuck my shit in......not!

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