The old python on the dashboard trick

Not since the banana in the tailpipe beverly hills cop move has there been a more feared tactic to stop people from following you. Seems unorthodox but most people won't drive their car when they have a 15 foot snake sitting on the dashboard.

32 Comments
  • alanakbar August 26, 2008

    Black people hate snakes as much as everyone hates them.

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  • gurtman23 August 26, 2008

    Fear Factor for black people, he has to steal the radio

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  • thundermug August 26, 2008

    You know that's not his car. Black people would use a pitbull as a ghetto theft-deterrent.

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  • fuckedinfresno August 26, 2008

    15 feet of snake on the dashboard usually means that there is 3 feet of snake shit on the drivers seat.

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  • jmann August 26, 2008

    he is wondering how his dick ended up on the dashboard

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  • d90girl August 26, 2008

    surefire not to get your ride stolen...hahahah I use a "Copra" myself !

    Those reticulated pythons are just to heavy!

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  • zedex August 26, 2008

    That is a Burmese python, not a retic, and what exactly is a "copra"??

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  • thoward August 26, 2008

    Hey you guys found fluffy ;-}

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  • chloe6 August 26, 2008

    I hope the owner had left the window a bit open. Poor animal, its going to feel suffocated he he...

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  • lickadslit August 26, 2008

    Great anti-theft device

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  • sikamikanico69 August 26, 2008

    she meant "cobra" zedex fuckwit. who cares what kinda python it is. it's the fucking one eyed trouser python for all you care!

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  • jgimages August 26, 2008

    ....funny no comment from jizzkid on this picture.....

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  • shimmery315 August 26, 2008

    he's just feeling a little homesick.

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  • fetuswithaids August 26, 2008

    I bet he's bad ass when his friends are around.

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  • twistofcain August 26, 2008

    maa... id break in to dis car n ganx me dat churches chikin on de back seat, but ders a big muhphuggin snake on teh muhphuggin dash...

    ...but derz be churchiz chikin....

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  • twistofcain August 26, 2008

    shieeeeee............

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  • jo53rock August 26, 2008

    Lanakisha is so classy that she doesn't even kill the animals to wear their lather, she just use them alive, ain't that right Shrankluandrell?

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  • marvele21 August 26, 2008

    i just tell a nigger nigger nigger nigger aint that right my white bretheren WHITE POWER!! YEA

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  • marvele21 August 26, 2008

    NOW LETS GO FUCK SOME CHICKENS!!! AND GOATS,,,AND COWS AND LETS GO RAPE A NEGGER LADY CUZ A NIGGER JUST STOLE MY WIFE WHITE POWER!!!!

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  • damn_u_failed August 27, 2008

    hell naw do u see this, im black bitch

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  • ozgreg August 27, 2008

    That snake bein there is the only reason that car is still there and not already sold to the crack dealer

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  • jim-brownski August 27, 2008

    ^^^^^ good one gurtman

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  • holyshit! August 27, 2008

    now thats ghetto.

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  • holyshit! August 27, 2008

    A ghetto Car alarm that is!

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  • peach_eater August 27, 2008

    "They ain't no fry chiken in dey - dey just a big reptile hiding my wefay check".

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  • ouch August 27, 2008

    Quick, Call Samuel L Jackson to get these Mother Fucking Snakes out of this Mother Fucking Car

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  • pissonyourface August 28, 2008

    ^^^^Hahahaha

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  • twistofcain August 28, 2008

    ^^^^STOLEN ROM ME

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  • gon_o_rea_drip August 29, 2008

    bet after that pic he screamed like a bitch just like most of them do.

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  • mouser August 31, 2008

    nice

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  • kenfromdublin November 8, 2008

    Hey marvele21 and all you other white inferiorist losers - guess who your master in the White House is now you slaves to history?

    lol!

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  • djpyroman1 December 7, 2009

    I'd kill myself.

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