War is a great way to win friends and influence people because few things are more persuasive than having a couple thousand pound bomb dropped on your head. Of course you can't blow up everyone but you can make some damn good money trying.
WELCOME COME AGAIN
We figured you American cocksuckers were coming anyway, why not be polite? Here, my son wants to greet the troops........ BOOM!!!
IF IT'S NOT OUR BOMBS, IT'S THEIRS
the sign should read 'WELCOME TO THE BBQ' just follow the smoke
Welcome.To a baren-fucking-wasteland!
welcome to iraq....... where the air is not the cleanest, the streets are not the safest....... but gas is only $0.45 a gallon
Sign reads" popluation 450 and 1/2 ".
That's what they get. After year of abuse after school by shity little disgruntled quicky mart owners...they wonder why our youth are so eager to go over and accidently blow their families up. Fuck em they chased me out too..."Hurry up and buy something... I canot have looking at things in my store...get what you want and go!". Sandy ass soggy fuckers can't do shit right any way...can't make a hot dog right, can't make a slurpy right, can't find the right pack of fucken cigarets to save their fucken life...can't terrorize a country for shit! If I saw some fucken tanks rolling into town...I'd have the sence to go out back and dig a trench. Not peek out side to see what was going on. It just means there's a better chance there'll be a guy who understands me next time I buy a bag of chips and smokes behind the counter than one of AlanAkbar's fucken family members who stand as living proof of why cousins shouldn't mary! I hope this war is about Oil! Shit if it would lower my gas prices I got whole crews of mother fuckers here in LA who will go to Iraq and shoot people on their vacation for free! If u want to end the war just take every fucking person in locked up in the united states prison system and drop em over in Iraq. Don't drop bombs drop 3 strike fellons bombs won't do shit...United State fuck up's will level a country faster than Usama Bin Bama and Huckel Barry Cain on the same ticket! Hahaha! Were all fucked what ever just laugh.
oops i think i should of taken that left in albequerque.
Time share for sale! Great view, lots of sand, BBQ's everyday, and plenty of security for your weekend adventures!
Act now and get a free AK47 for each family member!
Turn that place into fuckin glass already.
fuck yeah wtf where a re the virgings :( fuck
WELCOME...The KFC will be re-open soon!
Proud Tidy Towns '08 winner,please drive safely and observe all litter laws.
Time shares: Sand, Sun, Water Rations, Free Medical Amputations, 6 Wives of your choice, but not 7... ooooh if you take 7 you're losing both your hands you infidel!
yeah welcome to my shithole
Now grab a gun and get cracking (it means get on with it)