There are some things that make even a plane wreck look normal. You just have to take an even bigger fuck up and put them right next to each other.
shit am out of gas, 411 where is the nearest gas station, oh ok thank you
fill it up an check the oil an air in that front tire
THAT WASN'T JUST RECENTLY. $1.55 FOR GAS???
That wasn't all that long ago. It happened March 5, 2000 Burbank, CA
That motherfucker scratched my car.
"Thank you for flying Southwest Airlines, you may now exit the burning hulk of the aircraft."
and give the screen a wipe down will ya?
big foot aint got nothin on him
Those prices are just plane cheap!
I'll fly out there for those unbeatable prices.
they said the fuel prices were sky high, so i thought id come down here for a bit
Shit! $1.59! dude I told you you should have bought those shares. You'd have tripled your money by now.
This is your Captain speaking: please excuse the delay, our head stewardess is having her monthly and needs to freshen up. We will be back i the air shortly.
about damn time you post this, fuckers !!!!!!!!!!!
the muslims own the gas staitions...... the muslims crash the airplane into the station...... somethings just dont make sence
After the huge oil spill the man still holds a grudge and refuses to get gas at any Exon Station. He was recently quoted as saying...
"After Exon gone and fired me as Captain of the Valdese I decided to get me a job flyin des her Arowplanes!"
yes can i get a cherry slurpee and all your lottery tickets?
hell yeah i be there too :)
Fill her up m8
anybody need anything im getting some HOEHOE'S! Be right back.
uhh were gonna take a short landing here folks.. uhh. we expect to stay here for atleast 20 minutes.. uhh. anyone wanting to order a hotdog may do so
thank you for using needtostop airlines
Did you remember to fill up the tanks at the last stop Capitan? No ..did you ?
way to go - drive off without paying
wait this aint kansas
in quebec the gas was like 0,80 4 years ago
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