The ultimate motivator

There are some things that make even a plane wreck look normal.  You just have to take an even bigger fuck up and put them right next to each other.

25 Comments
  • turkishniyazy August 30, 2008

    shit am out of gas, 411 where is the nearest gas station, oh ok thank you

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  • thoward August 30, 2008

    fill it up an check the oil an air in that front tire

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  • tripod August 30, 2008

    THAT WASN'T JUST RECENTLY. $1.55 FOR GAS???

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  • sfman August 30, 2008

    That wasn't all that long ago. It happened March 5, 2000 Burbank, CA

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  • feelingcreepy August 30, 2008

    That motherfucker scratched my car.

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  • fuckedinfresno August 30, 2008

    "Thank you for flying Southwest Airlines, you may now exit the burning hulk of the aircraft."

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  • madbasturd August 30, 2008

    and give the screen a wipe down will ya?

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  • kasyr August 30, 2008

    big foot aint got nothin on him

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  • thunderbutt August 30, 2008

    Those prices are just plane cheap!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip August 30, 2008

    I'll fly out there for those unbeatable prices.

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  • richonaids August 30, 2008

    they said the fuel prices were sky high, so i thought id come down here for a bit

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  • judasz August 30, 2008

    Shit! $1.59! dude I told you you should have bought those shares. You'd have tripled your money by now.

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  • straticus August 30, 2008

    This is your Captain speaking: please excuse the delay, our head stewardess is having her monthly and needs to freshen up. We will be back i the air shortly.

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  • d90girl August 30, 2008

    about damn time you post this, fuckers !!!!!!!!!!!

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  • jim-brownski August 30, 2008

    the muslims own the gas staitions...... the muslims crash the airplane into the station...... somethings just dont make sence

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  • cookiemunchstr August 31, 2008

    After the huge oil spill the man still holds a grudge and refuses to get gas at any Exon Station. He was recently quoted as saying...

    "After Exon gone and fired me as Captain of the Valdese I decided to get me a job flyin des her Arowplanes!"

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  • shimmery315 August 31, 2008

    yes can i get a cherry slurpee and all your lottery tickets?

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  • mouser August 31, 2008

    hell yeah i be there too :)

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  • ouch August 31, 2008

    Fill her up m8

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  • islandbud September 1, 2008

    anybody need anything im getting some HOEHOE'S! Be right back.

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  • venomx September 2, 2008

    uhh were gonna take a short landing here folks.. uhh. we expect to stay here for atleast 20 minutes.. uhh. anyone wanting to order a hotdog may do so

    thank you for using needtostop airlines

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  • lickadslit September 2, 2008

    Did you remember to fill up the tanks at the last stop Capitan? No ..did you ?

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  • ozgreg September 5, 2008

    way to go - drive off without paying

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  • heartagram08 October 30, 2008

    wait this aint kansas

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  • fistfucker January 28, 2011

    in quebec the gas was like 0,80 4 years ago

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