And the winner of the worlds most useless super power goes to??? This guy! Seems like all a protective layer of scabs on your face are good for is scaring off women and hurting like a motherfucker.
This is why I don't fuck around with steroids. He just found out the hard way.
shit missed it
His pillow looks like a Picasso
Wonder what his armpit looks like...
stay away from meskin whore houses dumbasses
That pretty much renders his penis useless!
Is that the face of the steroids chest guy?
He can work for Marvel Comics.
previously on super zitman
great hairdo though
This is prob the guy who stuck his entire head in that one sluts giant vagina....if ya ever saw that video.
Real Brown Noser
more bathing helps :(
He's a beekeeper('cause if thats herpes I'm going to live in a cave)
reminds me of a burnt marshmellow.
And yet his hair is almost perfectly combed
He needs valtrex! Its a brand new day!
chloe and her hoof of horror strike again
remember kids if chloe sits on your face, herpes pie is all you'll taste.
He's making me ITCHY!!
Wroung this is a pick of a mole man cumshot.
it's gonna be a long time before that guy has any "quality time" with a female, fuck, or a male for that matter... or a wild animal or zoo animal for that matter...... really any living thing that can see and run!!!
I'd hit it ! LOL
lets trow some salt on that and see what happens
peel and stick is his real super power
Hey at least there is not a hair outta place and the stache is groomed......gotta turn a negative to a positive somehow.
Nice hair, dumbfuck!!!
^^^Peach_eater ya fucker.... look what happened to ya racist fucking ass. That's what you git for givin that prostitute a fucking rim job! Hahahahah... Piss on your face motherfucker!
See what happens when you try to give a blowjob to the Human Torch!!
that'll teach ya to keep your nose where it belongs.
I told you not to pick at it.
PISS BITCH is safe ...scabs like that dont show up on a nigger
So... He decided to throw some jelly and mustard all over himself and put his head into microwave... Nice. Can I lick it now?
i wonder how many dates he gets?
std's @ their finest display!
He must have a Jap girlfriend with all that shit on his face.