Beer bottle carpeting is cool and all but that stale beer smell is no way to impress chicks. In fact the only thing you are gonna attract with that smell is feces covered bums. They are too busy smelling their own shit to mind.
i bet there is another bottle up his ass
i said nooooooooooo!!!!! i'm 1st
Knock knock. "Maintenance. There's a leak downstairs. We gotta check your pipes."
Looks like my friends house..
when he was little his uncle used to make him stand on 2 empty beer bottles while sodomizing him.
blood alcohol level 8.65%
now clean that shit up before you get thrown out of the dorms
hey where is the slip an fall video thats sure to come?
where's the rings?
This man has not had sex in a long time.
^^^Haha It's amazing what one can achieve in his/her lifetime!
^^ couldnt have said it better
Thats real nice until you fuck up,get drunk and bring a fat girl home.
That's something to really be proud of.
i would setle for a carpet of use condoms that would be awsome :)
Frat Boy equivalent of a bed of nails.
How will they do the beer keg stand now ? walk all the way outside ? hell no
Fuck thats nothin' - My living room is two layers
average day at my place