The beer bottle carpet

Beer bottle carpeting is cool and all but that stale beer smell is no way to impress chicks. In fact the only thing you are gonna attract with that smell is feces covered bums. They are too busy smelling their own shit to mind.

24 Comments
  • zisisub September 1, 2008

    i bet there is another bottle up his ass

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  • dirtysanchez September 1, 2008

    1st

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  • zisisub September 1, 2008

    i said nooooooooooo!!!!! i'm 1st

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  • dirtysanchez September 1, 2008

    slow today

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  • alanakbar September 1, 2008

    Knock knock. "Maintenance. There's a leak downstairs. We gotta check your pipes."

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  • d90girl September 1, 2008

    Looks like my friends house..

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  • chloe6 September 1, 2008

    Beer's fakir...

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  • bigmanwalking September 1, 2008

    when he was little his uncle used to make him stand on 2 empty beer bottles while sodomizing him.

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  • jim-brownski September 1, 2008

    blood alcohol level 8.65%

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  • zpimpin1 September 1, 2008

    now clean that shit up before you get thrown out of the dorms

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  • thoward September 1, 2008

    hey where is the slip an fall video thats sure to come?

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  • shimmery315 September 1, 2008

    where's the rings?

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  • nightbird September 1, 2008

    This man has not had sex in a long time.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 1, 2008

    my basement.

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  • fetuswithaids September 1, 2008

    ^^^Haha It's amazing what one can achieve in his/her lifetime!

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  • twistofcain September 2, 2008

    gay.

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  • jmann September 2, 2008

    ^^ couldnt have said it better

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  • lickadslit September 2, 2008

    Thats real nice until you fuck up,get drunk and bring a fat girl home.

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  • kane September 2, 2008

    That's something to really be proud of.

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  • mouser September 2, 2008

    i would setle for a carpet of use condoms that would be awsome :)

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  • briskman11 September 3, 2008

    Frat Boy equivalent of a bed of nails.

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  • venomx September 3, 2008

    How will they do the beer keg stand now ? walk all the way outside ? hell no

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  • ozgreg September 5, 2008

    Fuck thats nothin' - My living room is two layers

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  • fukrface September 9, 2008

    average day at my place

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