You gotta start DUI training early

If you get kids drinking early you don't have to worry about them getting arrested because they will have so much experience drinking that it wont impair their ability to operate a motor vehicle.

33 Comments
  • d90girl September 2, 2008

    This is getting old, 1st again

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  • d90girl September 2, 2008

    Thats some funny shit right there....lol

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  • d90girl September 2, 2008

    Start those fuckers early....

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  • alanakbar September 2, 2008

    I need one of those cards.....

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  • thoward September 2, 2008

    hell yea practice saying it backwards that will fuck with them must learn cba's

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  • d90girl September 2, 2008

    Damn ALENAKBAR...close your mouth....your breath is killing me,,,lol

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  • bigmanwalking September 2, 2008

    Must get one for my dad.

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  • 2indastink September 2, 2008

    i had my first drink aged 3....I'm now 4 and could drink all you cunts under the table.

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  • kasyr September 2, 2008

    i had that when i was younger it works wonders

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 2, 2008

    what country do these sell?

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  • lickadslit September 2, 2008

    Please exit the big wheel son and go stand in front of my police car......

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  • jgimages September 2, 2008

    yeap...and in a few year thats little fucker will recieve a "my first high school cafeteria shoot em up while listening to marilyn manson starter kit"

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  • twistofcain September 2, 2008

    i know what im getting my godson for his birthday...

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  • judasz September 2, 2008

    Corrupt Thy Children's Threat rip off. Sweet.

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  • shimmery315 September 2, 2008

    see jay was a cute kid.

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  • mulletburden September 2, 2008

    Nobody bought me this before i got mine WTF parenting fail

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  • thundermug September 2, 2008

    I want "My First Domestic Abuse" playset.

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  • intellexicon September 2, 2008

    That's hillarious!!..........Well, unless you've had someone really close to you get killed by a drunk driver,, GROW UP children!!!

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  • fetuswithaids September 2, 2008

    Should come with a powerwheels with banged up fenders.

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  • tbagsurmom September 2, 2008

    kid tested paris hilton approved!

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  • cemetery man September 2, 2008

    poop

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  • mouser September 2, 2008

    hell yeah bring on the beer!!! i meant training ;)

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  • jim-brownski September 2, 2008

    haha

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  • conquerorcampi September 3, 2008

    Where is the pack of chewing gum to cover the stench of your breath?

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  • kuruptsoul September 3, 2008

    Why didn't my parents ever buy me one of those!!??

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  • venomx September 3, 2008

    i started when i was 7 i think ;)

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 3, 2008

    also as a bonus for the first 50 callers we'll include the sexual abuse package with duck tape,lubricant,and belt,limited time only!!!!!So call now.

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  • zpimpin1 September 3, 2008

    sweet,....what about that jumping up and down on one foot test though? it's a real bitch

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  • kse September 3, 2008

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^that is why i allways have crutches in my truck

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  • gettinhead September 3, 2008

    ohhh shit look who it is!!...lindsay lohan???

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  • ozgreg September 5, 2008

    WTF - truct the fucking china's to come up with that one

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  • slayerfanstorm September 6, 2008

    Next the serial killer set!

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  • zekesteroid September 8, 2008

    I wish I had one of those growing up...

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