Behold the wang press

And the winner for most useless invention ever is??? That one egg slicing thing you see on TV. Close second is the penis smashing device you see here in this picture. Better luck next time.

42 Comments
  • alanakbar September 3, 2008

    AAAAHHH!!!!!! WHY?!?!?! WHY, GOD, FUCKING WHY!!?!?!?!?!?!

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  • thoward September 3, 2008

    some people have to much time on there hands an a press on there wang

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  • funerealheart September 3, 2008

    lool xD

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  • chloe6 September 3, 2008

    Geeezzz, and I thought that the thing that smash my boobs to make the mammography was painful and uncomfortable O.o...

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  • twirler September 3, 2008

    WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

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  • thoward September 3, 2008

    see I told you guys there is worst things than a bullet to the head:(

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  • lickadslit September 3, 2008

    maybe he should have used his fingers instead of an impact wrench to tighten it with....

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  • lickadslit September 3, 2008

    That dog wont hunt.

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  • zisisub September 3, 2008

    only use now of his dick is to flip the burgers

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  • bacontitties September 3, 2008

    Does it have fucking spikes in it???!!!!!!

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  • jmann September 3, 2008

    WHAT THE FUCK???

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  • thizzkidd September 3, 2008

    i told ya. . . white people are fuckin wierd

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 3, 2008

    now that pushing shit alittle too far.

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  • zpimpin1 September 3, 2008

    dumb bastard

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  • madbasturd September 3, 2008

    i wouldnt do that to mine, i do it to alanakbars tho hehehe

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  • kasyr September 3, 2008

    i agree with alanakbar

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  • cruiserman September 3, 2008

    I agree with twirler!

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  • foxdog September 3, 2008

    it's like tripod meets hellraiser...

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  • gearheadnick September 3, 2008

    NO! NO! NO! NO! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! WHY?!!? NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO !NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!N O!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO! NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO !NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!

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  • dykeslayer September 3, 2008

    that's the newest kooler board game ever!! C.B.T. 9cock and ball torture)

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  • twistofcain September 3, 2008

    no way. has to be fake

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  • kse September 3, 2008

    i am tellig myself that that is photo shopped.

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  • xxxismael September 3, 2008

    virgin olympics

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  • sikamikanico69 September 3, 2008

    don't wish that upon anyone, but here it is, crazyshit!!!

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  • shimmery315 September 3, 2008

    where's the marbles?

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  • intellexicon September 3, 2008

    I wish more mentally fucked guys would do what this waste of skin did, at least that way they might not have the urge to fuck around with children, and I wish I could do this to the ones who have fucked around with children!!!

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  • holyshit! September 3, 2008

    How the fuck, do people do that to themselves?

    Why the fuck would they want to!?

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  • pyroshit739 September 3, 2008

    why would someone do this to himself? Is there a point?

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  • jim-brownski September 3, 2008

    im gunna pretend i never saw this

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  • pissonyourface September 3, 2008

    Must be another Klansmen trying to make the circle jerk more interesting at the KKK meeting?

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  • fetuswithaids September 3, 2008

    Perfect time to toss a firecracker under the chair.

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  • thizzkidd September 4, 2008

    WHY? WHY? ill tell ya why. . . cuz white people are FUCKIN WIERD. . . dats why hahahaha

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  • briskman11 September 4, 2008

    Pictures of when my dick was playing Plinko on the Price is Right.

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  • crocfuckmee September 4, 2008

    WTF is that!??!....looks like a pegged out rabbit skin!

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  • venomx September 4, 2008

    that shit just aint right . its not right i tells ya. just isnt right .. no way.

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  • alanakbar September 4, 2008

    The wang has been blamed.

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  • bigmanwalking September 4, 2008

    Mama told me not to come. Well, i guess this pretty much makes sure of that.

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  • mouser September 5, 2008

    fuck that shit just cut it off if you dont want it :(

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  • venomx September 5, 2008

    since its flat now. he can attach a rug to it and clean under "Hard to get" places

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  • ozgreg September 5, 2008

    Crack A Flat

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  • conquerorcampi September 5, 2008

    I am notice only white dude ever fdo this shit. I am white and nothign in this world woudl make me wanna do this.Is this what happens when you go a long time without getting laid? Somewhere along the lines you think " I ain't useing it might as well do somthign with it oww look a vice."!

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  • hippiechick420 November 12, 2009

    Thats not good...

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