Land mine legs

Land mines are like mans little way of saying I fucking hate your guts so much I wish your legs were blown off. The really fun part comes after you use so many of the damn things you forgot where you put them.

44 Comments
  • godfatherems September 6, 2008

    This is what call a wound that requires enough morphine to kill your respiratory drive.

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  • zisisub September 6, 2008

    -how is the patient?..hmmm ok let me know if his condition changes.

    -well how is he?

    -he's dead

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  • twirler September 6, 2008

    OOOOOOOO THAT HURT

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  • godfatherems September 6, 2008

    What this guys needs is a pillow over his face.

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  • chloe6 September 6, 2008

    Damn, the sad part is that he is still alive, I mean that his life if he survives, will be a hell...

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  • twistofcain September 6, 2008

    yea if that happened to me... or if i wake up one morning and im thizzkidd just do me a favor and off me. :D

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  • turkishniyazy September 6, 2008

    i can hear him saying plzzz lhhlkikkhkjhioen, that means plz kill me

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  • d90girl September 6, 2008

    there goes the childhood!!

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  • twistatoe September 6, 2008

    what a cruel punishment :(

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  • thizzkidd September 6, 2008

    yeah cain. . . if i was you id hate me too

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  • stoner6 September 6, 2008

    landmine has taken my sight,taken my hair,and taken my arms ,taken my legs,taken my soul, and made my life a living hell. (guess the band and song) motherfuckers!

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  • youngblood48 September 6, 2008

    do him a favor and pull the plug....

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  • judasz September 6, 2008

    Burnt on the outside and pink in the middle. Send it back. I wanted well done. Fuckers never get it right.

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  • sleeko September 6, 2008

    One should never smoke after eating Mexican food.

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  • bandzior September 6, 2008

    tobasco sauce goes with everything.... EVERYTHING!!!!

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  • sikamikanico69 September 6, 2008

    i'd hit it...looks like it has it's own fifi in the middle.

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  • thunderbutt September 6, 2008

    walk it of pussy. 4 legs are better than 2

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  • alanakbar September 6, 2008

    I'd hit it.

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  • ravestar September 6, 2008

    get up ya pussy!

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  • madbasturd September 6, 2008

    so much for trick skateboards

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 6, 2008

    stumpy looks alittle grumpy.

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  • smilee September 6, 2008

    WTF HE SAT OM it OR sheee =O

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  • skoal36 September 6, 2008

    it burns when i pee doc

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  • micarone September 6, 2008

    Look at the pic again and you realize that he's/she's just a kid... (Compare the size of doc's hand with that body. Well... Just anoter human who can't ever copulate, that's for sure... Just wondering if He/She ever made it alive? If He/She didn't and it's still fresh and baked I'd like to have some ribs or bite of that crispy leg... :P

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  • gearheadnick September 6, 2008

    sounds like metallica, stoner6

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  • bucknuts September 6, 2008

    look like a bad strain of VD

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  • phucko September 6, 2008

    thats one hell of a case of crotch rot!

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  • d90girl September 7, 2008

    Everyone knows I don't care for kids, but this is wrong !!!!

    I hate 2 say, but I wish him dead...he's better of.

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  • crocfuckmee September 7, 2008

    Landmines are a lame-ass chickenshit cowards weapon. If I'd ever been orderred to set one then I guess my charge-sheet would have read: "Refusing to obey a lawfull command"

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  • pandochka September 7, 2008

    Looks like a wishbone in Hell.

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  • briskman11 September 7, 2008

    A nice bullet to the head would solve all this kid's problems.

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  • venomx September 7, 2008

    A little ointment and hell be as good as new ;)

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  • bigmanwalking September 7, 2008

    he's just a little kid. goddamn. youth-in-asia sounds about right.

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  • bigmanwalking September 7, 2008

    this is probably what Beetle Bailey looks like after Sarge is done jumping on him.

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  • thunderbutt September 7, 2008

    failure to launch

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  • dykeslayer September 7, 2008

    where are my balls man....

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  • zpimpin1 September 7, 2008

    at least he still has a hand left to shoot hiself later

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  • torn2thebone September 7, 2008

    good call stoner6.

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  • copenhagenman September 8, 2008

    i'd want enough morphine to not wake up. just go ahead and sack me up and send my dead ass stateside.

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  • conquerorcampi September 8, 2008

    Karma is a bitch I hope who ever planted that mine gets his/her 3 fold.

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  • mouser September 11, 2008

    you lost hte best part just kill yourselfe its better less sufering for you :)

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  • kenfromdublin September 15, 2008

    'Landmines are the seeds of the Devil' - fellow Dubliner George Bernard Shaw.

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  • amd March 7, 2009

    FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!

    how dare yall make fun of someone who gets injured by a dirty turkey fighting for your rights to post whatever on the net....

    FAGGOTS. have some respect for service members...I dont see yalls fat fag asses over fighting a war, just BSing about how "ghey" japs shutting on each other,,,,,,fuck you all little cockrobbin brockeback mountain wanna bes.

    ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TALK SHIT AND LIVES IN NC, PM ME A ADDY AND I WILL PROMISE YOU I WILL VISIT YOU FRONT DOOR WITH A 45.

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  • amd March 7, 2009

    i know not all of yall are making fun, but the one who are know they are pussy ass, dick suckin, turd sniffin FAGGOTS

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