How not to get women

If you ever have a problem with too many women being attracted to you then wrap yourself in as much video game paraphernalia you can find and take to the streets. Women will run from you like a guy wearing a striped shirt.

42 Comments
  • seabreeze September 15, 2008

    HAHA THAT ROCKS!

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  • nosecandy September 15, 2008

    darth sadbastard

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  • hoofmasterj September 15, 2008

    ^^^you must be fat too^^^

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  • hoofmasterj September 15, 2008

    i am nintendo kid. HEAR ME WHEEZE

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  • lilithdahl September 15, 2008

    ACH! It's my dream man... er... boy/thing?

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  • richonaids September 15, 2008

    isnt that star wars kid? what, is he now nintendo boy?

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  • zpimpin1 September 15, 2008

    world of warcraft reinactor?

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  • chloe6 September 15, 2008

    Put him a pair of glases on and voilá! Peter Griffin.

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  • godfatherems September 15, 2008

    It should be the parents that need a swift kick in the ass for letting their teenage son dress like that. And on another note, lilithdahl, is your avatar a picture of you? If so, Nice.

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  • wickedwithin September 15, 2008

    Scott's highschool pic-

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  • darkwestern September 15, 2008

    Guess who's back

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  • judasz September 15, 2008

    SO OLD! +(

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  • godless1 September 15, 2008

    HA HA Ninten dork!!!

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  • mademan September 15, 2008

    wow super neeto dude you even got the power glove, i am so jelous

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  • foxdog September 15, 2008

    he looks like a young sean hannity

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  • ouch September 15, 2008

    Jay’s home photo album. The younger years.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 15, 2008

    he probably destroyed that power glove or ate it.

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  • phucko September 15, 2008

    Someone introduce this kid to porn. Getting caught jerking off in church would be less embarassing!!

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  • khaslave September 15, 2008

    Is this how they treat the inters at CS? It was a slow news week.

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  • thoward September 15, 2008

    neuter it before it can breed . well never mind it will never see a pussy unless it looks in a mirrer

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  • gearheadnick September 15, 2008

    Ha! What a fucking dork. I've got all that stuff in my old video game collection, but I'll be damned if I ever wear the shit like that.

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  • gearheadnick September 15, 2008

    Also, the power glove is about the most worthless thing nintendo ever came out with. It sucks ass.

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  • twistofcain September 15, 2008

    probably still has a better chance of getting laid than greg :D

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  • fetuswithaids September 15, 2008

    He forgot to wrap the other end of the controller around a ceiling joist.

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  • melanie1962 September 15, 2008

    Future "40yr old virgin"! ^_^

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  • dirtbag69 September 16, 2008

    iam takeing all that shit to the pawn shop son going to get you a bike and a B.B gun and get your ass out side

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  • kasyr September 16, 2008

    first came superman then came batman now its FATGAMERMAN

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  • conquerorcampi September 16, 2008

    Lord of nintendo show us how to beat mega man without loseing a man.

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  • shimmery315 September 16, 2008

    he's off to rescue zelda, again.

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  • bigmanwalking September 16, 2008

    is he trying to squeeze one out?

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  • madbasturd September 16, 2008

    BY THE POWER OF GRAYSK..err nintendo

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  • havanutha September 16, 2008

    OUJ?

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  • youngblood48 September 16, 2008

    I told ya shitlooker was into that shit....

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  • unlimitdinches September 17, 2008

    dude you got the power glove im jealous ... i mean ... your gay yeah thats what i meant to say

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  • briskman11 September 17, 2008

    The best part is the look on his face..like "i am the fucking coolest ever". Poor bastard.

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  • badass76 September 17, 2008

    looks like he has two dads, mario and luigi

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  • crocfuckmee September 18, 2008

    A clock-radio on a broomstick! Cool!

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  • kane September 19, 2008

    Where did you find OUJ's 7th grade pic?

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  • skippyd September 19, 2008

    supegeek

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  • mdk-uk September 19, 2008

    is that a jellyfish on his head

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  • mdk-uk September 19, 2008

    he is a potato smuggler

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  • clevrone September 20, 2008

    hes trying to eliminate the possibility of ever getting laid

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