The ideal woman

Most people say they want a girl to bring home to mother but really we all know what they really want is a girl will show you her tits for no reason about 45 minutes into your first date. Sure you never call her again but you never forget either.

47 Comments
  • judasz September 19, 2008

    Id hit it. The rest of you can go to hell.

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  • ramafistfadge September 19, 2008

    ^^^you can have her look at the size of her piss flaps..!

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  • sleeko September 19, 2008

    Yep! I've found love again.

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  • gimmehead September 19, 2008

    New car option?

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  • xxxismael September 19, 2008

    nvr call her again ?? jaja funny....

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  • jmann September 19, 2008

    those puppies look perfect for a good ol' titty fuck

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  • fuckedinfresno September 19, 2008

    Big deal, airbags have been standard equipment for more than 10 years now.

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  • twistofcain September 19, 2008

    :D

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  • thunderbutt September 19, 2008

    nice complexion, love to hump her leg

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  • mademan September 19, 2008

    mmmmmmmmmmm boobies

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  • khaslave September 19, 2008

    The dude driving the car knows if he plays his cards right he coud me kissing this girl by the end of this date.

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  • lilithdahl September 19, 2008

    hot hot and hotter!!!

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  • khaslave September 19, 2008

    She's been hich hiking this way across the whole country.

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  • khaslave September 19, 2008

    Yes you are Lil, but what do you think about the pic? *LOL*

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  • shimmery315 September 19, 2008

    here's some armor all bitch, now get to work on those footprints.

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  • thoward September 19, 2008

    I'll bet the bitch is so white she glows in the dark

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  • jaimejam September 19, 2008

    Wow Lilith! You are a Brunette! Now,I wonder if the carpet matches the curtains?? Hmmmmmm?

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  • maskofphantasm September 19, 2008

    enough already with Lilith. ENOUGH

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  • skippyd September 19, 2008

    tits at the wheeel. you beauty

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  • sikamikanico69 September 19, 2008

    that pic caught my attention.

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  • madbasturd September 19, 2008

    hello baaaaabeeeeeee

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  • skull13 September 19, 2008

    One word... DDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah shit, just drooled & shorted the lights on my key board out, fuck! Damn those nice tits!!

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  • dirtbag69 September 19, 2008

    bring home to mama kind of girl hell no dad would want to do a threesome and mom would want to do her with a strap on just bring the ugly girls home that girl is prime for a roadside arkansas brush fuck you know shes high matentice and when she finds out you work at walmart shes gone

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  • diesel91 September 20, 2008

    Got Milk?

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  • bigmanwalking September 20, 2008

    that's just so nice. god loves crazyshit. *weep*

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  • bigmanwalking September 20, 2008

    my ex-girlfriend dot com

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  • briskman11 September 20, 2008

    I wish i had two hands so i could give her tits

    two thumbs up.

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  • lilithdahl September 20, 2008

    nah, jaime, I dyed my pubes purple.

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  • micarone September 20, 2008

    Double airbags! Thank God for the car industry! She kinda looks like Liv Tyler... With a quadruple breasts.

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  • nh3kid September 20, 2008

    pilot to co-pilot you are causing wood in the cabin please proceed to depresurize my flight stick ! BOING!

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  • lerch September 20, 2008

    whatever, i don't see whats all the damn fuss is about, yea she go nice hooters so what? they are a dime a dozen.

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  • comedyman September 20, 2008

    Man I would nom nom those tits for hours!!!

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  • lerch September 20, 2008

    yea comedy man i know u would with all that damn kicking u doing no wonder ur so hungry.

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  • venomlegions September 20, 2008

    The girl of my dreams...

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  • zealant September 21, 2008

    Ideal? So her vocal chords are removed?

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  • myengland September 21, 2008

    God I'm in love she is so fit AAAAAAAGHHHHHH

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  • neuronmisfire September 21, 2008

    The pic that neva was. I would have been all up in it...well maybe a pic of the creampie ;)

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  • ineedcashforme September 21, 2008

    i love you

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  • pissonyourface September 21, 2008

    fuck yeah

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 22, 2008

    high maintenance?work at walmart?These are the type of women that pick up low budget sludgeheads that smell like shit from poor hygene,strange cause I don't get it.She wouldn't go out with me cause I'm too clean for her.In order to be accepted by this kind is if I was a dirty motherfucker that was a drug addict with AIDS.There I said it,see this shit all the time everywhere I go and it makes me sick to my stomach.

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  • mouser September 23, 2008

    nice and tight

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  • island_mon November 1, 2008

    Great legs..

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  • cadavher666 November 15, 2008

    Shes absolutely beautiful.

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  • intellexicon November 18, 2008

    ....on the way to Bonerville

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  • north_brutha34 December 22, 2008

    she's ready

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  • oblivion344 August 9, 2010

    nice nice id give her something to smile about :)

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  • etdaddy May 23, 2011

    as long as she fucks and makes a sammich as good as she looks she can have the god damn car

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