Some of you might not know but Martha Stewart has a huge penis. It's made of pigs lips and assholes with mustard on a huge bun. Oh wait did I say penis I meant hot dog.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what comes next?
Man Of sex to ladies here ''ME''
no ketchup? go fuck yaself
martha is a little intimidating in this pic.shes got the whole"just out of prison"vibe
I always thought she was a tranny.
i met martha once, she is as much of a bitch as you think she is, more so even
And who is Martha Stewart? I know, the woman on the pic...but who is?
i love the sketch on the tonight show with her an borat making the bed
Id would so fuck Martha.
post-prison dildo of choice.
That is bigger than any wiener that I have ever put in my mouth!
IN PRISON MY BITCH AND I WOULD EACH TAKE AN END SHOVE IT IN OUR CUNTS AND MEET IN THE MIDDLE.
She could floss her whole body with that fucking thing.
she could probally swallow all of that
its a pool cue. 8ball corner pocket...
how do they cook it???
"WELCOME HOME RICHARD HATCH"
chloe,richard hatch was the winner of the 1st survivor.he is a gay man and is currently being fisted by a batallion of his skunk ape inmate brethren for violating federal tax laws.
kill that evil bitch
id fuk anytime, anywhere...
and after sex with martha i will go and blow myself up in a shoppin mall or somethin
how come women see a big wiener thier all smiley face
She sure loves the weiner.
Reminds me of them Africans,that hang rocks from their dick,and stretch it.
martha stewart sure can handle a giant wiener
That bitch can shove it in her bottomless cunt. Never eat my weiner without ketchup.
chloe....your a dumb ass......for real....
Im thinkin "mohammed" needs a big ol crazyshit group hug!
Its only gay if you close your eyes when you eat a hotdog. Right Ouch?
Now i understand why Lilith puts mustard on me down there. Hmmmmmmm
Lets see them Jap fucks eat these in a competition!!
Why all of you suppose I am american and I MUST to know who is all the stupid people who appears in your TV channels??
BTW, I have a life and I dont spend my time watching tv.
And jgimages, I can be a dumbass but you do have a little chimpanzee dick for real and forever.
^chloe your accent is hot
No way I'd let that bitch hold my Weiner.
As a guy who gets really turned on by older women , Martha can have all of my weiner too
nahh no thanks i r not that hungry
in prision they cut the hot dogs in pieces so the bitches dont stuff them they give them rotten snach or moldy muff (the hot dogs ) stupid
If you want to pay 1000s of dollars for some home decorating, It will be made from her vagina... preserved from when it was replaced by this
I bet Martha Stewart would just absolutely violate you and fuck your dick to a nub.....