One of the great parts about having a hugely fat stomach is it's like having a natural airbag installed in your stomach. It just hurts a little when it bursts open after a sudden high speed impact.
Fat people. They're like normal people - apart from they can't control how much they feed themselves, and can't see their genitalia from a standing position
he should get that checked
did he pop?
This what happens when you don't fart!
Man I can't believe I ate the whole thing..whoops now I do.
So this is the new volcano taco from tacobell my friends were talking about huh?
well atleast he can now fist himself
damm... that´s gonna hurt for awhile...
Now he can skip all that annoying chewing shit and just throw the food in. Right on!
now he's gonna fast himself.
I think he cut his own mangina the wrong way.
Spaghetti all over the dodge swinger!
OOPS!!!!i wouldn't want to be him. that could tend to be hurtful.
Anybody got a piece of bread...i wanna dip that shit!!!
shit i spent all that time eatting to build a shed over my tool
the shed as a leak
mexican food hits hard the first time aroung
damn tame some time and reflect on a spilled beer:(
All that cushion for nothing.
Space Balls "Hellow my darlin hellow my babey hellow my sweet time gal...check please!"
i need three band-aids, stat!!!
Anybody got some nachos?
See that is what happens shen you try and eat the steering wheel
Tummy tuck gone bad.