What better way to show how much you love penis on Halloween than to dress up in a huge costume. Now all you gotta do is run around and find a huge vagina to hang out with.
Hey Greg ..its me Dick ..I'm looking for a puss to hang out with ...got a few minutes?
I'd hate to see the vagina.
The eyes and mouth freek me out the most.I don't want to look down at Jr and see googly eyes looking back at me.
Dude in the hat is giving him a handy.
Gotta make up for what he was severely lacking.
beat it i say beat the damn thing
you look like a dick in that costume
damn, i can't quit kicking my balls.
hey LOOK its captain cock
Disney has really eased up on their characters...
Wow!What a Dickhead!Somehow, seems a little detached.Asswhole!!
never trust a dick with teeth-
...so the guy with the baseball-cap and the sunglasses is the asshole?
^^^Yup. That's Biden.
HAH!!^^^ "DICK" Cheney.I know ya din't go huntin' with him.Very funny.
chicago's mayors name is Richard M Daley in otherwords... "DICK EM' DAILY"
all you have to do to find a big pussy to hang out with is go where obama hussein is.
that's that town's "walk of shame" event
Go penis, its your birthday, go penis.
yea, i gotta friend... but i stay away from him now
Old. Funny but old. Amen
How fake, everyone knows a dick only has one eye.
thats gonna make sex hard
has to get a lot to fuck
Thats what my dick looks like when the wife has been at work all day and ive been home alone waiting on her ass!!!
Obama its that you.