Remember the days when you could beat your wife and still get a steak dinner. Well those days are over so unless you find a time machine you better finish doing the dishes or your gonna be in a whole heap of trouble.
Ground control to sky pilot ...yah you Greg...... what the fuck are you smoking today??
lol, that is funny shit.
jajajajajjajajajajaja, excelente ver algo asi, los 50 son lo mejor... seguire jugando este juego
haha how sad...lol but thats funny
Ah the GOOD OLD DAYS;oh wait we'd all be in jail for being on this sight. Jay and Greg would be publicly exicuted.Stupid 50's.
Two rules:1)Never let a broad turn you into a bitchboy.2)Tell her to get her own damn weed.
AAH the good oldays
THEM WERE THE DAYS THAT A WOMAN NEW WHERE HER PLACE WAS
A LADY IN PUBLIC AND A WHORE IN THE BED!!!!!
here on the isle of man its still going strong to this day.
some women still know their place....my husband works and i don't, so he comes home to a clean house and dinner on the table.... those "liberated" women are just lazy ass wusses that don't want to learn how to cook and clean and get freaked by having to wash a little skid mark now and then.
Only way it would be better is ifthe old man had a glass of scotch and smacked the wife in the mouth after his battleship was sunk.
ooo, very witty shimmery. i'm soooo insulted. LOL thundermug...very funny. :)
'for hands that do dishes that are as soft as your face, drink mild green fairy liquid...' drink?
HA! Thundermug, that was some funny shit!
Do the dishes bitch then we both want a rusty trombone !
Milton Bradley and the Parker Brothers used to get high together all the time.This is how thier wives and children really were.When the chores were done,the boys would let them play too.If not, they played the new game--Trouble.
I coulda told you that-
AAAHHH! The good old days... The way it should be!
"Who wants dessert?" "Bitch, shut up! I'm trying to teach this future homo son of yours a lesson in the fine art of battle. Maybe you two whores should have a chat when you're done douching those dishes while you shine my fucking shoes!" "I love you honey." "What the fuck did I just tell you?!"
And thats why womens' feet are shorter then mens, so they can get closer to the sink.
lalala...you work in the kitchen and women who work jobs are the lazy ones, yea right. I've done both and working a full time job is harder. Working at home is hard, yes, but mostly just boring. And you can take the day off if you so wish. Maybe you should be thankful for the life you have and quit criticizing other women for doing what has to be done in their lives.
lol thunder lol
Hell yes! Show those Females who runs the show!
You may as well kiss your house goodbye if your still trying to play this game.Now it's digital bitches--and that goes for men and women.
i hate this game..
a mother that stays at home is only looked down upon now a days, because of all these nigglets (that never had a father, and mom sucks dick for coke & lunchables) running around influencing weak minds. when in fact it is theyr minds that are corrupt from a dysfunctional family they had growing up.
raising kids and doing chores around the house is not something weak women do... it is something a strong woman does (and while im not saying a woman with a career is bad) THE ONES THAT CRITICIZE THESE WOMEN ARE THE DUMB LAZY AND WEAK ONES that do not have what it takes to raise a child//
...im quite the philosopher.
:D and a romanticist.
....i'm actually quite drunk.
where am i?
you could cheat like a motherfucker on the old style game. "no man. you ain't nowhere close to my ship." then you move the ship.
you work a full time job that is so damn fullfiling, and you have time to whine and bitch about someone you don't even know on a website like this? hmmm....and i was not critisizing everyone, if i forgot to say "most" liberated women i appologize for the ommission....happy little shimmery shit?
Damn right, bitches have forgotten thier place since battleship days!
If it weren't for sex, a man would put a warrant out on a woman, but this is how women have the upper hand--'cause a man is desperate for some coochie coochie coo and it causes him to lose control.
Ya gotta love a woman with no sense of humor. now show your bOObies.
im just sayin...
.....I DID IT ALL FOR THA NOOKIE! ...SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE AND STICK IT UP YOUR YEA.
I love you brutalbetty. Post your tits, bitch. Amen
someone is sleeping on the couch tonight
"And when youre done there honey my clothes need ironed and my dick isnt gonna suck itself"
YESSIR!!! LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION AN WE WILL SEE THESE DAYS AGAIN!!!OR A WHOLE LOTTA HOMELESS WOMEN WIT NUTHIN LEFT TO HOLD OVER A MANS HEAD.IF WE COULD GET OUR ROCKS OFF FOR A HUNDRED BUCKS DOWN THE STREET, WE WOULD'NT NEED DA BITCHES!!I'LL CLEAN MY OWN FUCKIN HOUSE!!!
wash my dishes bitch and make me some eggs when ur done.....dont make me smack-a-hoe