Battleship is for boys only!

Remember the days when you could beat your wife and still get a steak dinner. Well those days are over so unless you find a time machine you better finish doing the dishes or your gonna be in a whole heap of trouble.

45 Comments
  • lickadslit October 28, 2008

    Ground control to sky pilot ...yah you Greg...... what the fuck are you smoking today??

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  • nudrop October 28, 2008

    lol, that is funny shit.

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  • bansai October 28, 2008

    jajajajajjajajajajaja, excelente ver algo asi, los 50 son lo mejor... seguire jugando este juego

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  • frky101 October 28, 2008

    haha how sad...lol but thats funny

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  • khaslave October 28, 2008

    Ah the GOOD OLD DAYS;oh wait we'd all be in jail for being on this sight. Jay and Greg would be publicly exicuted.Stupid 50's.

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  • fetuswithaids October 28, 2008

    Two rules:1)Never let a broad turn you into a bitchboy.2)Tell her to get her own damn weed.

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  • thoward October 28, 2008

    AAH the good oldays

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  • twirler October 28, 2008

    THEM WERE THE DAYS THAT A WOMAN NEW WHERE HER PLACE WAS

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  • twirler October 28, 2008

    A LADY IN PUBLIC AND A WHORE IN THE BED!!!!!

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  • mdk-uk October 28, 2008

    here on the isle of man its still going strong to this day.

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  • brutalbetty October 28, 2008

    some women still know their place....my husband works and i don't, so he comes home to a clean house and dinner on the table.... those "liberated" women are just lazy ass wusses that don't want to learn how to cook and clean and get freaked by having to wash a little skid mark now and then.

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  • shimmery315 October 28, 2008

    ^^^stupid betty.

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  • thundermug October 28, 2008

    Only way it would be better is ifthe old man had a glass of scotch and smacked the wife in the mouth after his battleship was sunk.

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  • brutalbetty October 28, 2008

    ooo, very witty shimmery. i'm soooo insulted. LOL thundermug...very funny. :)

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  • madbasturd October 28, 2008

    'for hands that do dishes that are as soft as your face, drink mild green fairy liquid...' drink?

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  • biffalobuff October 28, 2008

    HA! Thundermug, that was some funny shit!

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  • myengland October 28, 2008

    Do the dishes bitch then we both want a rusty trombone !

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  • 169johnw October 28, 2008

    Milton Bradley and the Parker Brothers used to get high together all the time.This is how thier wives and children really were.When the chores were done,the boys would let them play too.If not, they played the new game--Trouble.

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  • wickedwithin October 28, 2008

    I coulda told you that-

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  • venomlegions October 28, 2008

    AAAHHH! The good old days... The way it should be!

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  • havanutha October 28, 2008

    "Who wants dessert?" "Bitch, shut up! I'm trying to teach this future homo son of yours a lesson in the fine art of battle. Maybe you two whores should have a chat when you're done douching those dishes while you shine my fucking shoes!" "I love you honey." "What the fuck did I just tell you?!"

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  • thunderbutt October 28, 2008

    And thats why womens' feet are shorter then mens, so they can get closer to the sink.

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  • shimmery315 October 28, 2008

    lalala...you work in the kitchen and women who work jobs are the lazy ones, yea right. I've done both and working a full time job is harder. Working at home is hard, yes, but mostly just boring. And you can take the day off if you so wish. Maybe you should be thankful for the life you have and quit criticizing other women for doing what has to be done in their lives.

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  • zisisub October 28, 2008

    lol thunder lol

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  • rc2james October 28, 2008

    Hell yes! Show those Females who runs the show!

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  • 169johnw October 28, 2008

    You may as well kiss your house goodbye if your still trying to play this game.Now it's digital bitches--and that goes for men and women.

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  • madmands October 28, 2008

    i hate this game..

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  • twistofcain October 28, 2008

    a mother that stays at home is only looked down upon now a days, because of all these nigglets (that never had a father, and mom sucks dick for coke & lunchables) running around influencing weak minds. when in fact it is theyr minds that are corrupt from a dysfunctional family they had growing up.

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  • twistofcain October 28, 2008

    raising kids and doing chores around the house is not something weak women do... it is something a strong woman does (and while im not saying a woman with a career is bad) THE ONES THAT CRITICIZE THESE WOMEN ARE THE DUMB LAZY AND WEAK ONES that do not have what it takes to raise a child//

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  • twistofcain October 28, 2008

    ...im quite the philosopher.

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  • twistofcain October 28, 2008

    :D and a romanticist.

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  • twistofcain October 28, 2008

    ....i'm actually quite drunk.

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  • twistofcain October 28, 2008

    where am i?

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  • copenhagenman October 29, 2008

    you could cheat like a motherfucker on the old style game. "no man. you ain't nowhere close to my ship." then you move the ship.

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  • brutalbetty October 29, 2008

    you work a full time job that is so damn fullfiling, and you have time to whine and bitch about someone you don't even know on a website like this? hmmm....and i was not critisizing everyone, if i forgot to say "most" liberated women i appologize for the ommission....happy little shimmery shit?

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  • darkwestern October 29, 2008

    Damn right, bitches have forgotten thier place since battleship days!

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  • lorilee32 October 29, 2008

    If it weren't for sex, a man would put a warrant out on a woman, but this is how women have the upper hand--'cause a man is desperate for some coochie coochie coo and it causes him to lose control.

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  • thunderbutt October 29, 2008

    Ya gotta love a woman with no sense of humor. now show your bOObies.

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  • twistofcain October 29, 2008

    im just sayin...

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  • twistofcain October 29, 2008

    .....I DID IT ALL FOR THA NOOKIE! ...SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE AND STICK IT UP YOUR YEA.

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  • atom October 29, 2008

    I love you brutalbetty. Post your tits, bitch. Amen

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  • mouser October 31, 2008

    someone is sleeping on the couch tonight

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  • briskman11 October 31, 2008

    "And when youre done there honey my clothes need ironed and my dick isnt gonna suck itself"

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  • mikedabiker November 1, 2008

    YESSIR!!! LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION AN WE WILL SEE THESE DAYS AGAIN!!!OR A WHOLE LOTTA HOMELESS WOMEN WIT NUTHIN LEFT TO HOLD OVER A MANS HEAD.IF WE COULD GET OUR ROCKS OFF FOR A HUNDRED BUCKS DOWN THE STREET, WE WOULD'NT NEED DA BITCHES!!I'LL CLEAN MY OWN FUCKIN HOUSE!!!

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  • heartagram08 November 4, 2008

    wash my dishes bitch and make me some eggs when ur done.....dont make me smack-a-hoe

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