Along came a bird and a spider ate it

Even Morgan Freeman knows it's only a matter of time before spiders evolve and start eating humans so I suggest we start our mass extermination campaign immediately. Don't wait till your bird sized chihuahua has to pay the price for your laziness.

43 Comments
  • lickadslit October 28, 2008

    I wouldn't fuck with that thing with any thing less then a 12 Gage double 00 3.5inch high brass buck shot

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  • frky101 October 28, 2008

    holy shit...that thing is scary

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  • khaslave October 28, 2008

    Man a bite from that big bitch it going yo leave a mark.

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  • fetuswithaids October 28, 2008

    I'll take care of that bitch with a can of hairspray and a lighter!

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  • twirler October 28, 2008

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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  • thoward October 28, 2008

    I'm with lickadaslit on this one use both barrels tho you don't want to piss it off

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  • mdk-uk October 28, 2008

    dam straight fetus , im hearing ya , ill have a slice of that action

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  • brutalbetty October 28, 2008

    is that even real? or is it photoshop or artwork? that is some scary shit, and i'm not even scared of spiders....

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  • shimmery315 October 28, 2008

    fuck me.

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  • marvele21 October 28, 2008

    gladly shim shim...but that shit right there is fake

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  • thundermug October 28, 2008

    I've got a stuffed animal at home I was gonna give to my Goddaughter, would you like a pic of that Greg? I can put it in the microwave if you want...oooohhhhhh.....CRAZY!!!!

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  • contessadulac October 28, 2008

    that bug is not fake by any means. That is known as the golden orb weaver spider. u boobs should look it up some time

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  • madbasturd October 28, 2008

    methinks thats some kinda australian spider, my gawd they grow em big there, and that fucker is fuckin scary

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  • godless1 October 28, 2008

    damn

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  • biffalobuff October 28, 2008

    .... I just imagined the *crunch* and *squish* sound that thing would make if you stepped on it. In my mind, that spider would probably scream a little too....

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  • brutalbetty October 28, 2008

    lol biffalobuff

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  • thundermug October 28, 2008

    Hey contessa, I took your advice. The golden orb weaver body size gets up to 2". You should look it up sometime too. Cunt.

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  • 169johnw October 28, 2008

    If that snuck up on me,I would need my britches changed, and quite possibly-defribrilated!!If I sneek up on it---Bird omelette!

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  • wickedwithin October 28, 2008

    nightmares..............more fucking nightmares-

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  • dougiestyle October 28, 2008

    That bird is the size of a humming bird. That spider realy isnt that big.

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  • havanutha October 28, 2008

    More nature resembling humans? That has to be a whore spider who probably seduced the male bird with its spider snatch and then trapped it until it was dead. Enjoy the tree, cunt! It's all yours now.

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  • dykeslayer October 28, 2008

    and then it became spiderbird!

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  • mrratty October 28, 2008

    The largest known spider in the world is Goliath bird-eating spider from South America (Surinam, Guyana and French Guinea). Its scientific name is Theraphosa leblondi and it can have a legspan of up to 28 cm (11 ins). It is an aggressive spider and though available in many pet shop should not be kept as a first spider pet. The largest specimen recorded was a male, though females are heavier they tend to have shorter legs. (I googled it) :P

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  • cellule October 28, 2008

    Hey my girlfriend is 5'6" for 114 pounds. I did saw a 300pounds or more for smaller bitches...

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  • meloncito October 28, 2008

    What the hell is that? damn spider climber

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  • happydaze74 October 28, 2008

    real or not thats some CREEPY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip October 28, 2008

    youtube this shit is not no fake.

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  • madmands October 28, 2008

    but how did the spider manage to catch the bird?

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  • copenhagenman October 29, 2008

    ^^^in its web i guess. that bastard is frying size. i wonder if they taste good. almost anything is good fried in peanut oil. i'd fry the bird too.

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  • darkwestern October 29, 2008

    Morgan Freeman 0 / Spider = 1

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  • jd0608 October 29, 2008

    PUT THAT BIG BITCH IN OBAMA`S BED!

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  • lorilee32 October 29, 2008

    Ok, please tell me that that thing isn't in my backyard.

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  • theaussie October 29, 2008

    The usual kind of wild shit we have here in Australia.

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  • womel October 29, 2008

    womel.posadzdrzewo.pl/

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  • atom October 29, 2008

    Hit it on the head, havanutha. The whore weaves a web of deception that traps her target. She then drains the life and cash from the male until he is little more than an empty husk to be discarded when the whore leaves to seek fresher prey. Human life imitates that of lower orders in many ways. Amen

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  • nightbird October 29, 2008

    OMG, is that thing real? somebody else gets to kill it, I'm not going near it. Please kill it.

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  • guns_for_show October 30, 2008

    you cunts are as dumb as dog shit..

    thundermug, that is indeed a golden orb weaver. if you weren't so docile you might have tried looking at the pictures as well when you googled it.

    mrratty, the theraphosa blondi is a terrestrial spider (stupid cunt terms - it lives on the ground and doesn't spin a web), if you actually paid attention to the pictures as well you mighta noticed a slight difference between this web spinning golden orb weaver with it's long skinny legs, gold and black banding in comparison to the stocky, brown goliath bird eater.

    ..but i suppose you silly fuckers didn't sign up here to stretch your intellectual muscle.

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  • madmands October 30, 2008

    put it in a fight with a camel spider, and watch it die hahah!!

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  • mouser October 31, 2008

    well you are fucked

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  • briskman11 October 31, 2008

    Some Things are just meant to be killed!!! This motherfucker is at the top of that list!!!

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  • breed November 3, 2008

    i've walked thru a golden orbs web in the bush when i was pissed one night and its web is some sticky shit. i fully reckon thats a real pic. that bird is a finch of some kind and there millions of em where i live they are a very small bird. that spider would be bigger than ya hand and they got some big fucking fangs.

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  • iudicium86 November 8, 2008

    Seriously scary shit! I'm not afraid of spiders, but put that bitch anywhere near a place u don't me going into, I'm not even trying.

    It's real, and that bird is a Chestnut-Breasted Mannikin. Although not a big bird like a pigeon, it's also not exactly tiny like a Finch. It's just a regular small bird. But that is real, and is also a very abnormally large Golden Silk Orbweaver.

    Here's a site I found with those same pics and more info..

    spiderzrule/goldenorbweaver.htm

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  • leebuck2 December 18, 2008

    Dude I'm fucking scared shitless of spiders. That pic will give me nightmares for weeks. BUH

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