75mm vespa cannon

All of you who said the French were pussies obviously never saw the Vespa with a 75mm cannon on it. They released it after ww2 while they were killing shit in Africa. They could fire the 75mm cannon on the move and surprisingly enough it was a very effective weapon. Still looks like a pansymobile.

34 Comments
  • thunderbutt October 29, 2008

    v--your not first--v

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  • atom October 29, 2008

    Did they have French women drive them? After the Americans rolled through Paris, they were used to riding on big cannons. Amen

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  • thoward October 29, 2008

    hey I could use one of those duck season is allmost here

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  • thoward October 29, 2008

    ^^don't you fell special ^^

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  • thunderbutt October 29, 2008

    Why don't you just go fuck-a-duck now?

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  • thoward October 29, 2008

    well its not in season besides the last one i fucked died

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  • thundermug October 29, 2008

    Sure those are French? Looks like some shit you'd see in San Francisco.

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  • darkwestern October 29, 2008

    Cut me off on my scooter now motherfucks!

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  • thunderbutt October 29, 2008

    surprised it could handle the weight

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  • ramafistfadge October 29, 2008

    how to give your hairdryer some extra umpf..!

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  • itsallaboutme October 29, 2008

    stoopid french

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  • intellexicon October 29, 2008

    Holy shit that's awesome , first place I'd take it... Detroit, just south of where I am , clean up niggville a bit ;-)

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  • gon_o_rea_drip October 29, 2008

    imagine if this fucking thing backfired while your sitting on it,blow your ball right off.

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  • rayeraye October 29, 2008

    damn drip...only have 1 ball?

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  • havanutha October 29, 2008

    A little deodorant will stop any french attack.

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  • fetuswithaids October 29, 2008

    ^^^^Good thinking,intellexicon!Pull up to the projects on the thing,and when they say"I got some caps,mista",you say"here's your fucking caps"and let em' have it!

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  • anadentone October 29, 2008

    SO let me get this straight, there was a vehicle that would vibrate between your legs? WHY THE HELL WEREN'T WE LADIES INFORMED OF THIS? and the occasional blast of the cannon would feel like a pulsating vibe on us . God I have a slutty mind XD

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  • youngblood48 October 29, 2008

    how would you keep the bike on the ground when firing it....suicide ride...

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  • banjobob October 29, 2008

    It's actually a recoil-less rifle.

    It's a 3" diameter round, but it

    allows the spent gas to exit the rear,

    so technically, it's not a cannon.

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  • shimmery315 October 29, 2008

    that looks like the best ride ever!

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  • fuckedinfresno October 29, 2008

    25mm recoiless rifle, you could actually fire that and ride at the same time. Not like some asshole (me) that tried to shoot a shotgun from a moving dirt bike at a mail box once. Sorry about the porch Pastor Tom.

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  • dirtbag69 October 30, 2008

    007 mini bike

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  • zealant October 30, 2008

    Sissy fag mobile.

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  • rodeye2 October 30, 2008

    35m.p.h. must be achieved before firing,or your ass will be going backwards.

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  • unlimitdinches October 30, 2008

    so let me get this straight ... they load it drive around n fire it ... wouldnt you get shot trying to reload it since you have to get off

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  • lorilee32 October 30, 2008

    That would scorch your buns!

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  • madmands October 30, 2008

    i want to buy one of these..good for traffic and red lights!!

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  • khaslave October 30, 2008

    Ok, ok I'll quit calling you sqids to your face.

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  • briskman11 October 31, 2008

    Looks like something a Gay Super Hero would ride!! The Queermobile!!

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  • mouser October 31, 2008

    the gay is spreading ohh no they are just french

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  • khaslave October 31, 2008

    40 mph forward;FIRE! 140 mph reverse.

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  • deluxone1 October 31, 2008

    the san fransisco drive-by

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  • tthriller June 4, 2009

    for all of you frenchmen with your french comments - vespa is italian, NOT french

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  • tolme July 11, 2009

    wont that scoarch your balls?

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